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Future Shock vs. Rationalia
at 06/30/2016 10:31am
The Great Space Racism
at 06/29/2016 10:33am
Spock Is Evil
at 06/28/2016 10:27am
Independence Day: Revisions
at 06/27/2016 10:09am
Brexit Until You Wrecks It
at 06/24/2016 10:35am
Network of Empaths
at 06/23/2016 10:28am
Doomed Gatekeepers
at 06/22/2016 10:09am
Wrong from the Beginning
at 06/21/2016 09:58am
Don’t Burn It All Down
at 06/20/2016 10:11am
Bourne to Lose, Destined to Fail
at 06/17/2016 10:14am
Goofballs and Their Media
at 06/16/2016 08:27am
Bernie Sanders Would Sell Well
at 06/15/2016 08:00am
More Trans Than Transhuman
at 06/14/2016 10:25am
Some Johnson in Your Mitt
at 06/13/2016 09:44am
Separating Hitchens Frum Taunton
at 06/10/2016 10:23am
Utopia 500 vs. Dada 100
at 06/09/2016 10:56am
Economies of Scale
at 06/08/2016 10:21am
Anarconfusion
at 06/07/2016 10:01am
Feminism: Apocalypse
at 06/06/2016 10:31am
Milo Paradoxes
at 06/03/2016 10:17am
Absolute Beginners
at 06/02/2016 10:15am
The French Revolution
at 06/01/2016 10:11am
Libertarian Party Offers Solution
at 05/31/2016 10:48am
War Profiteers on Memorial Day
at 05/30/2016 10:38am
X Items About Superheroes
at 05/27/2016 10:32am
Scrambling Three Political Parties
at 05/26/2016 10:05am
There Is Also an Alt-Left
at 05/25/2016 10:41am
Weld the Factions Together
at 05/24/2016 10:31am
Who Doesn't Love Bacon?
at 05/23/2016 10:03am
Stanhope and Change
at 05/20/2016 09:54am
That Alt-Right Ain’t Right
at 05/19/2016 10:23am
Infowars vs. Donald Trump
at 05/18/2016 09:54am
Governed by Jerks?
at 05/17/2016 09:55am
Kirchner and Trolls
at 05/16/2016 10:18am
Good Globalism
at 05/13/2016 09:37am
No More Majorities
at 05/12/2016 09:58am
Ten Bad Arguments Against Voting Libertarian
at 05/11/2016 10:18am
America: Civil War
at 05/09/2016 12:08pm
Doctor Strange v. Reality
at 05/06/2016 10:35am
Kids Trump Batman
at 05/05/2016 10:29am
Batman v. Children
at 05/04/2016 10:56am
Four Triggered in Oh-Hi-Internets
at 05/03/2016 10:08am
The Kids Are All Right-vs-Left
at 05/02/2016 10:01am
Conventional Warfare
at 04/29/2016 10:35am
Earth vs. Trump
at 04/28/2016 10:13am
Nesting Pols
at 04/27/2016 09:41am
Trump Fans: The Ultimate Cucks
at 04/26/2016 09:51am
Political Singularity Nears
at 04/25/2016 10:17am
Hollywood: Apocalypse
at 04/22/2016 11:09am
Looks Like Zoe Quinn Is #GamerGate
at 04/21/2016 09:51am
4/20
at 04/20/2016 10:47am
#NeverHope
at 04/19/2016 09:13am
Politics as Jedi Mind Trick
at 04/18/2016 10:12am
Lion and Lamb
at 04/15/2016 10:33am
Cowards, Cads
at 04/14/2016 09:42am
The Bully-Nerd Coalition
at 04/13/2016 10:39am
Libertarianism for Beginners
at 04/12/2016 10:02am
Coup-F-O
at 04/11/2016 12:22pm
THINK v TROLL
at 04/08/2016 09:34am
Water Tunnel, Water Travel
at 04/07/2016 09:56am
A Delegate Balance
at 04/06/2016 10:43am
Lake of Eternal Fire
at 04/05/2016 09:00am
Government and Woman at Yale
at 04/04/2016 09:54am
April Fools in November
at 04/01/2016 09:13am
Hamilton! You Racist Bum!
at 03/31/2016 09:45am
So Many Doomsdays
at 03/30/2016 09:56am
Utilitarianism, We Adore Thee
at 03/29/2016 10:25am
Ten Resurrected Philosophies
at 03/28/2016 10:18am
Fun v. Fascist
at 03/25/2016 09:54am
Disillusiocrats and Reprehensicans
at 03/24/2016 10:12am
I, A.I.
at 03/23/2016 09:33am
Health Problems
at 03/22/2016 10:33am
Great Men vs. Good Guys
at 03/21/2016 10:02am
U.S. vs. Dem
at 03/18/2016 10:10am
Drunk Conservatives
at 03/17/2016 09:52am
Hillary Clinton and the Status Quo
at 03/16/2016 08:51am
Think Fast, Ideologue!
at 03/15/2016 10:06am
Where No Conspiracy Has Gone Before
at 03/14/2016 08:20am
Ideologies’ Eulogies
at 03/11/2016 10:27am
Wretched Refuse
at 03/10/2016 10:11am
Lies Around the World
at 03/08/2016 10:24am
A Confederacy of “Done With This”
at 03/07/2016 09:55am
Romney vs. Trump
at 03/04/2016 09:55am
Homeless Again, Homeless Again
at 03/03/2016 08:56am
Now Trump vs. Clinton
at 03/02/2016 10:50am
Witch Way Home
at 02/29/2016 11:20am
Pythagoras for President
at 02/26/2016 11:04am
Bernie, the Boss, and Beatniks
at 02/24/2016 09:58am
It Takes a Villain
at 02/23/2016 10:44am
Thick Libertarians
at 02/22/2016 09:56am
The Common People
at 02/18/2016 09:41am
Twitch-Muscle Democracy
at 02/17/2016 10:10am
Year of the Superhero
at 02/16/2016 10:25am
Scalia vs. the Unknown
at 02/15/2016 10:43am
Fourteen Loves for the 14th
at 02/12/2016 10:41am
Libertarian BS and DTs
at 02/11/2016 08:29am
GOP With a Democrat on Top
at 02/09/2016 10:58am
Crossing the RubioCon
at 02/08/2016 10:18am
Defining Progressives
at 02/05/2016 09:11am
Abandon Democracy
at 02/04/2016 09:14am
Presidents: Hybrid Vigor
at 02/02/2016 10:07am
Doomsday in Iowa
at 02/01/2016 10:16am
Conservative Legitimacy Gets Slipperier
at 01/29/2016 10:19am
Anti-Fasc
at 01/28/2016 09:58am
Dark Mayer
at 01/27/2016 08:38am
Pink, Taxing
at 01/26/2016 08:55am
Ten Steps to Being a Functional Conspiracy
at 01/25/2016 08:53am
Ten Commandments of Mormon Appreciation
at 01/22/2016 10:17am
Police States Love Chaos and Order
at 01/21/2016 09:28am
Don’t Talk to the Animals
at 01/20/2016 10:05am
Buchanan Pulling Ahead!
at 01/19/2016 10:14am
Gender Dystopia
at 01/18/2016 10:28am
Cruz the Debater
at 01/15/2016 10:07am
Ten Troubling Nations
at 01/14/2016 10:27am
State of the Unions
at 01/13/2016 09:56am
Bowie: Loving the Alien
at 01/12/2016 10:25am
Hanson: EmmmBot
at 01/11/2016 09:37am
Florence King Is Dead, Roy Batty Is Born
at 01/08/2016 10:08am
Gary Johnson Enters Presidential Race
at 01/07/2016 09:57am
BLM vs. BLM
at 01/06/2016 10:16am
#TrumpTruths vs. #ClintonUFO
at 01/05/2016 10:29am
Shooting Holes in Constitutions
at 01/04/2016 10:45am
Everybody Run!
at 12/31/2015 10:09am
Where Is Everybody?
at 12/30/2015 09:51am
All Politics Is LOL
at 12/29/2015 10:08am
Festivus vs. Its Bitter Creator
at 12/28/2015 09:25am
Elected Feel
at 12/25/2015 12:03am
Pedants Are Revolting
at 12/24/2015 10:50am
Tarantino/Cops Standoff
at 12/23/2015 10:45am
Trump vs. Devo
at 12/22/2015 09:22am
Weakened at Bernie’s
at 12/21/2015 09:47am
A Nine-Episode Reaction to
Star Wars
at 12/18/2015 10:46am
Film Asks “Can We Take a Joke?”
at 12/17/2015 10:25am
Paul, Cruz, plus Misc. Idiots
at 12/16/2015 10:09am
To the Moon, Allies!
at 12/15/2015 10:01am
Fasces vs. Faggots
at 12/14/2015 10:40am
Storm and Strauss
at 12/11/2015 10:22am
Laws of Economics
at 12/10/2015 10:02am
Cr(ISIS) on Black Earth!
at 12/09/2015 10:15am
Sex on Campus and in Dungeons
at 12/08/2015 10:11am
Attackers and Appeasers
at 12/07/2015 09:43am
Hamilton!
at 12/04/2015 11:10am
Equally Stupid
at 12/03/2015 10:34am
The Right/Left Murder/Suicide Pact
at 12/02/2015 08:45am
Rove vs. Trump: Can’t They Both Lose?
at 12/01/2015 10:22am
Abortion and Population Control
at 11/30/2015 10:24am
Cruz vs. Rubio: A Saner Fight
at 11/27/2015 11:07am
Thankful for Science and Capitalism
at 11/26/2015 11:09am
Not Too Thankful, Turkey
at 11/25/2015 10:11am
Macri Economics an Anarcho-Capitalist Win
at 11/24/2015 07:29am
Gygax or Goebbels?
at 11/20/2015 09:48am
Ten Doomed Places
at 11/19/2015 10:11am
“Force Awakens” Awakens Fear
at 11/18/2015 08:59am
Limits of Laughter
at 11/17/2015 10:46am
List of Allies Grows Thin
at 11/16/2015 10:32am
Race to the Bottom
at 11/13/2015 08:47am
Professor Click and Her Minions
at 11/12/2015 10:08am
Factions All the Way Down
at 11/11/2015 09:57am
Gitmo for Your Money
at 11/10/2015 08:57am
12 Months to Go, 12 Thoughts
at 11/09/2015 09:51am
From the Mouths of Bebes
at 11/06/2015 10:02am
Remember, Remember
at 11/05/2015 10:21am
Bond, Moore, Lovecraft, and Swift
at 11/04/2015 10:23am
Less Lessig, More Clinton
at 11/03/2015 09:59am
Star Wars vs. Neocons
at 11/02/2015 09:55am
Trump and Artificial Intelligence
at 10/30/2015 09:35am
Death of a Nation
at 10/29/2015 09:57am
Bullet Train to the Poorhouse
at 10/28/2015 10:29am
Diddy Smarter than Mitty
at 10/27/2015 10:05am
Lawyers vs. Trigger Warnings
at 10/26/2015 09:55am
Specter of the Gun
at 10/23/2015 10:17am
Feminism Failings
at 10/22/2015 10:00am
Transparency vs. the Establishment
at 10/21/2015 10:10am
Big Government: Episode VII
at 10/20/2015 09:34am
McDonald’s: I’m Lovin’ It
at 10/19/2015 10:20am
Megastructures of Success
at 10/16/2015 09:21am
How Crazy Can Syria Get?
at 10/15/2015 10:12am
They’re No Joe Biden
at 10/14/2015 10:09am
New York Comic Con: The Politics
at 10/13/2015 12:54pm
Gold, Government, and Gary Johnson
at 10/12/2015 09:37am
BDH
vs. HBD
at 10/09/2015 08:57am
Feminism = Madness
at 10/08/2015 09:54am
Laurie Anderson’s Corpus
at 10/07/2015 10:34am
Anarchy in the UK, Bushwick, and Coney Island
at 10/06/2015 10:07am
Brown: An Arguing City on a Hill
at 10/05/2015 09:24am
Time for Anarchism
at 10/02/2015 09:57am
Climate or Violence
at 10/01/2015 08:26am
Trump as Boehner/McConnell-Slayer
at 09/30/2015 10:07am
Mars Needs Nukes
at 09/29/2015 10:10am
Bloomberg as “Moderate”
at 09/28/2015 09:57am
Black National Comic Book Day
at 09/25/2015 10:06am
Is the Pope Catholic?
at 09/24/2015 10:12am
10 Empathy Tests: Rats, Pigs, Jews, Fetuses
at 09/23/2015 10:23am
Reagan Idolization Is Fine with Me
at 09/22/2015 10:05am
Assault, Theft, and Fraud
at 09/21/2015 08:03am
Vow: If Not Rand Paul, Gary Johnson
at 09/18/2015 09:38am
A Slightly Less-Trumpy Debate
at 09/17/2015 09:38am
No, Really, What Is the SJW Endgame?
at 09/16/2015 10:25am
When You’re Ready to Have a Serious Conversation...
at 09/15/2015 10:16am
Skin and Genitals
at 09/14/2015 09:01am
Migrant Non-Workers
at 09/11/2015 09:59am
Axis of Convenience
at 09/10/2015 10:13am
Trump vs. Carson: Dawn of... Something
at 09/09/2015 09:51am
Bush on Colbert
at 09/08/2015 10:00am
Hapless Labor Day
at 09/07/2015 10:12am
Imagine a Cruz Coalition
at 09/04/2015 10:08am
Many Lives Matter
at 09/03/2015 10:59am
Vox vs. Voices
at 09/02/2015 09:14am
National Stasi Agency
at 09/01/2015 10:26am
One Lifetime Worth of Change
at 08/31/2015 10:20am
Remember Ferguson
at 08/28/2015 10:21am
Biden: His Time
at 08/27/2015 10:30am
Onward, Christian Slater!
at 08/26/2015 09:55am
Dow(n)
at 08/25/2015 10:34am
Socialists for Thatcher
at 08/24/2015 08:09am
Political Correctness Isn’t the Whole Story
at 08/21/2015 10:40am
David Sirota vs. Charles Koch
at 08/20/2015 10:30am
Downward into the Electoral Abyss
at 08/19/2015 10:59am
Mexican Overdrive
at 08/18/2015 09:50am
Here’s Today’s Lessig Plan, Class
at 08/17/2015 09:41am
Reform Redux: Ventura for Veep
at 08/14/2015 09:29am
The Ten Commandments of Sane Social Conservatism
at 08/13/2015 09:47am
Animas, Animals, Animus!
at 08/12/2015 10:32am
Bush and the Case for Boredom
at 08/11/2015 09:25am
Trump, Fiorina, and Howard Stern
at 08/10/2015 10:12am
17-Candidate Lightning Round
at 08/07/2015 11:18am
Tech in Self-Destruct Mode
at 08/06/2015 10:26am
Paul on the Road to Damascus
at 08/05/2015 10:55am
Rand Paul Debate Prep
at 08/04/2015 10:15am
From the GOP 17, a “Fantastic Four”
at 08/03/2015 10:16am
America Torn, Like a Tiny Fetus
at 07/31/2015 10:33am
The Lion in Twitter
at 07/30/2015 09:56am
Disputed Border Between Sanders and Trump
at 07/29/2015 10:01am
Gay Swedish Right-Wing Freedom March
at 07/28/2015 10:15am
Trump as Reform Candidate
at 07/27/2015 09:29am
Asswar, Racewar: Nicki Minaj vs. Taylor Swift
at 07/24/2015 10:35am
Trans vs. Tolerant
at 07/23/2015 10:31am
Marriage Evolves (on Another Planet)
at 07/22/2015 10:13am
Wrong Time to Pummel Trump and Gawker
at 07/21/2015 09:46am
A Republic, Not a Galactic Empire
at 07/20/2015 10:29am
Will the Syndicalists Like the Fascists?
at 07/17/2015 10:05am
The War of Hispanic Secession
at 07/16/2015 10:10am
Jade Helm 15, Day 1
at 07/15/2015 09:52am
Are You Ready for Hackneyed?
at 07/14/2015 09:53am
Ant-Man
vs. Human Centipede
at 07/13/2015 09:42am
Twenty-First-Century Financial Solutions
at 07/10/2015 09:32am
Two-Pronged Wrong
at 07/09/2015 10:21am
Short Fingers, Single Digits
at 07/08/2015 10:11am
It’s Ladies' Night (by Another Name)!
at 07/07/2015 10:22am
It Usually Begins with Rand Paul
at 07/06/2015 10:23am
Splice Original Archive
Libertarianism for Later
at 07/01/2016 09:56am
#TheTriggering
at 03/09/2016 11:33am
Twelve States, Twelve Primary Thoughts
at 03/01/2016 09:41am
Social Justice Monsters
at 02/25/2016 10:45am
Big Bro Is a Gentle Soul
at 02/19/2016 10:04am
Triumph of the Insult
at 02/10/2016 10:36am
New Year, New World Order
at 01/01/2016 07:00am
Ten Revisionist History Targets
at 11/23/2015 09:24am
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