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September 2015
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September 30, 2015
I’ll Make Myself a Target
Let’s Forget These “What If?” Orioles
Trump as Boehner/McConnell-Slayer
My Night With a Tarantino Crime Boss
Sex on the Rebound
Grab That Auto 5
September 29, 2015
Everyone Is Wrong About Donald Trump
Hell Is Real
Mars Needs Nukes
Democrats’ Sudden Embrace of John Boehner Is Infuriating
My Failed Attempt to Buy Weed On the 18th Hole
Interpreting the Manhattan Shorts
The Painter of Jalouzi
September 28, 2015
Journalists Suckered in Patrick Kane Rape Investigation
Fiorina’s Face Is Not a Feminist Issue
Bloomberg as “Moderate”
Don’t Tell It to Alan Feuer
Frog Slaughter
Everybody Loves a Papal Parade
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 60 - Matt Greenfield (Destroy Cleveland)
September 26, 2015
Late Season Fantasy Baseball Finds
Patience Is Everything
Why Did Boehner Want Out?
The Old Swill
September 25, 2015
Solace of Autumn
Three Indescribable Feelings
The First Black Superhero
Black National Comic Book Day
Don King, Mike Tyson and a Hay Bale
September Song
Pictures of You (#5)
September 24, 2015
I Had My Own Britney Meltdown
Colbert, Trump and the Unanswered Meatball
Battle Block
Is the Pope Catholic?
No, They Didn't Try to Censor Condoleezza Rice
The Tomato Plants Didn’t Work Out
HS Kicker Hits Ref, Makes Extra Point
How The Beatles Changed Album Covers
September 23, 2015
My Online Friends Are Just as Real
Ahmed Mohamed: The Alternate Scenario
10 Empathy Tests: Rats, Pigs, Jews, Fetuses
Wildest Dreams of a Kool Thing
The Wrap-Up
Mad Max: Black & Chrome
September 22, 2015
Reagan Idolization Is Fine with Me
Bad Blood
Goodbye, Scott Walker
The Widening Gap between MLB’s ERA Leaders
Lambert & Stamp and the Meaning of True Diversity
September 21, 2015
The GOP Can't Think of Women
Now We Know About Trump, Jeb and the Casinos
Assault, Theft, and Fraud
A Modern Man in a Modern World
Baltimore’s Lame Duck Mayor Fully Liberated
Beachcomber’s Nightmare
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 59 - Sha-Rock (Funky Four Plus One)
September 19, 2015
We Have to Believe It
As Pundits Go, I'm Really Okay
September 18, 2015
The Orioles’ J.J. Hardy Conundrum
Vow: If Not Rand Paul, Gary Johnson
Ahmed Mohamed Is No Longer a Victim
Jonathan Franzen’s Delusions of Dickens
The Puzzling Case Of Former Bitcoin Hero Mark Karpeles
Life in Boxes
Pictures of You (#4)
September 17, 2015
The Soft Socialism of Sanders
Jeb Let Trump High Five Him, Carson Didn't
Three Gigantic Fake Foam Fingers
A Slightly Less-Trumpy Debate
In Praise of French Cut Boxers
Feel the Bern… Moderately
September 16, 2015
Suicide, Interrupted
The Visit
Is a Failed Commentary on the Film Industry
No, Really, What Is the SJW Endgame?
Downplaying Disaster in New Orleans
Trump Opens Mouth, Carson Wins
Times
Editors Still Don’t Realize David Brooks Is a Laughingstock
How to Make a $1,500 Sandwich in Only Six Months
Ronda Rousey on Nick Diaz's Five-Year Marijuana Suspension
September 15, 2015
Resemblances to Persons Living or Lame Are Purely Coincidental
When You’re Ready to Have a Serious Conversation...
Never Read the Comments Section
Dark Night of the Soul
Swanky the Deuce
Michael Wolff Drinks to the Post-Advertising Media
A Key Factor to Watch for in the Second GOP Debate
Adam Savage Builds a Duck Bomb
September 14, 2015
Bullpen Might Be Cubs’ Undoing
Breitbart Writer Accidently Chums Around With Terror Suspect
John Henry’s a Drama Hag
Skin and Genitals
Nick Mosby Trading on the Family Name
The Joy of Creating a Villain
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 58 - Dylijens (LLamadon Collective)
September 12, 2015
You Can’t Develop Content Through Style
September 11, 2015
Bobby… What's His Name? That Guy Who Hates Trump?
On Still Pond
Migrant Non-Workers
Garbage in the Woods
Spiders in the Attic
Pictures of You (#3)
September 10, 2015
Fat-Shaming Is Wrong, Obesity Is Unhealthy
Axis of Convenience
Used Mannequin
Music That Will Never Be Best Of
Hard Case Crime: the Beauty of Male Passion
Movie Poster Hides Two-Star Review
Justin & Jill's Drunk History
September 09, 2015
The Bushes Have Learned Nothing, Forgotten Plenty
Trump vs. Carson: Dawn of... Something
The University of Baltimore Isn't Taking Sexual Assault Seriously
Tough Break in the Playoffs
We Needed Kim Davis in Jail
September 08, 2015
Why Is Muppet Violence Funny?
Three Back-to-School Leftovers
Bush on Colbert
Fear of Women in Rock
Donald Trump Is a Lot More Serious Than Jonah Goldberg
September 07, 2015
Reince Priebus Decided Not to Be There
Goodbye Labor Day, Hello One Percenter Day
Hapless Labor Day
Sick Again
A Remembrance of Maryland’s Marvin Mandel
One Direction and the Great Mid-Life Crisis Album
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 57 - Tom Kessler (Part Two)
September 05, 2015
The Dodgers Have a Strange Prospect Strategy
September 04, 2015
Thanks,
Twilight
Fanfiction
Imagine a Cruz Coalition
Didn't That Guy Just Call David Axelrod an Israeli Agent?
Democrat Kim Davis is Another Victim Of Religion
The Little Piece of Sea Glass That Couldn’t
Pictures of You (#2)
September 03, 2015
Jonathan Schoop Shines for Slumping Orioles
Wild and Majestic St. Croix
Thank Goodness for People Like You
Many Lives Matter
A Day at the GWAR-B-Q
Attacking Trump Supporters Makes Little Sense
Hell's Club
September 02, 2015
The Transformative Power of Gratitude
What About the Casinos in the Story About Jeb and Trump?
Vox vs. Voices
What About the Xenophobes?
Freddie deBoer Is Not a TERF
The Feeling of Hope at Weddings
September 01, 2015
Ramesh Ponnuru Is Confident for No Good Reason
The BLT Isn’t the Denali of American Cuisine
National Stasi Agency
False Outrage Over Denali
A Look at American Justice in 2015
National League Eulogy
Onto the Land
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