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September 2009
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September 30, 2009
Ah, the Gay Games, back at last
Barack you're... uh... kinda freakin' me out
We present to you: "The Grand Unifying Theory of Superman's Powers."
In case you didn't know how Google is trying to change the world
Inside Wolfgang's vault...
The Baltimore of the Baltic
Op-Eds With Dry Wit
Roman Polanski Remains Too Famous to Suffer
Sir, please, there are cameras
Poor form, Conan
So... not gettin' any, huh?
For all you prissy graphic design majors out there
"Only I didn't say Fudge..."
September 29, 2009
Roman Polanski: Child Rapist
A battle over
Generosity
Scrabulizer
Well, that's why I smoke...
Oh, so it's a bourgeois profession...
The Yes Men Strike Again
The Death of the Working Woman?
Finally, You Can Airbrush At Home
Wild Beasts reach the east coast
Gay Talese: "Sex today is like KFC"
So what's your top 5 films?
"No matches? Why does Google not know this?"
Lucy in the Sky of Diamonds
September 28, 2009
"Each historical moment is different..."
It's kind of like Doc Brown's old-west refrigerator
Not so great workin' for the Fourth Estate anymore
Well, this is really gonna get the conspiracy theorists going...
Harry Potter is the Devil's Book
Resurgence of the Gun Nuts
Another Old Media Stalwart Stays Bullish
Back to the Future
Lindy Hop showdown
"...In a match already being described as on this Sunday."
New Paul Westerberg: "Dangerous Boys"
When did breast cancer get so sexy?
So... that was all just one day, huh?
September 25, 2009
"The Terrorist Within"
To Joni Mitchell... I know you're out there
What $20 can get you
Falling through the cracks
Utopia Britannica
My Samurai, My Classmate
Belgian Desperation
Pee Wee Herman... 57 years old? Really?
Get 'em while they're hot
"You know, I said three days in the Prophecies but... you know... there's fudge room."
Recession hurting you recent college grads?
Not much changes
September 24, 2009
Understanding Glenn Beck
Over the Edge
The life of Susan Travers
Spaced turns 10
Winter babies
When in doubt, send Oprah
Four Faces of Moderately Scary Japanese People
Yale is Safe... Kinda!
I think we've taken this whole auto tune thing too far
Step 1: Affix camera to balloon, send into space...
Glenn Beck finally loses his god damn mind
Monsters of Folk - "Say Please" live on Conan
Accidental Dong
That's right, make them work for it
September 23, 2009
The rise of the ideologues
Daughter of Mamas and Papas founder John Philips admits to long-term incestuous relationship in new tell-all memoir
"Who's afraid of Sibel Edmonds?"
Herzog's Rogue Film School
How the fringe right went mainstream
Since the dawn of time man has asked that great question...
INTERVIEW: Vandaveer
Thank You, Great Recession
What Happened to Populism?
Twitter in real life
Reviewing The Invention of Lying
Why is it better to be high than drunk?
Blu and David Ellis bring you COMBO
Penn Jillette's Bee Balls
The one and only Pistol Pete
September 22, 2009
No, this is NOT from the Onion
"The unburied come back to haunt us."
Lily Allen weighs in
Lessons in misreading
What happened to the Saturday morning cartoon?
David Pogue thinks you're giving him too much credit
Talk Like a Pirate Day: Never Again
Broad Comedy
Kanye interrupts the news
Brooklyn street art
Fou Magazine knows how to make a website
Rick Sanchez is a little angry at Fox News
Oh, come on. Is that really necessary?
Deer Tick rallies the crowd
September 21, 2009
Ah, thank you internets
Ma'am... Ma'am, no, I think you have your days confused
Dude's totally gay
President open to newspaper bailout
Natasha Wimmer talks upcoming Bolano Books
Ever wanted life lessons from Yoko Ono?
I Love the 90s
The Recession Finally Drops on Maryland
"It's bizarre what you're doing."
So it's really just NAMBLA?
Greatest shamwow parody ever
Spiderbags new 7"
Instruments? We don't need no stinking instruments?
Truly the only reason to watch the Emmys
Happy Birthday, Bill Murray
September 18, 2009
70s funk and soul... in Iran
300 years ago today
This is what happens when you don't properly fact-check
Police state comes to your high school
Pavement to reunite, tour the world over
A look back...
Welcome to La Quinta Inns and Suites
Jennifer's Body
is Terrible
Redefining "Everywhere"
Have you ever wanted to make your own flavor of vitamin water?
Rammstein's new music video? A porno
"Doom is here to educate and edify..."
Understanding the Nouveau Poor
"Oh, these must have been invented before fun, because they're not."
This man will never get laid. Ever.
September 17, 2009
Seeking out the worst of the internet
The Smashing Pumpkins have a plan for their next album
Bartender tells dude he's had enough, dude calls 911.
Matt Taibbi thinks we need a revolt
50 years of amateur radio
The Portia Hypothesis
Family Freeloaders
Wild West Whoopee Cushion
No Music in Michigan Stadium
"Deceptive Deceptions"
Frank Schaeffer gives a smack-down
Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn - Live
Big Man Japan
Happy birthday, Hank Williams
Distraxion
September 16, 2009
"Two AI pioneers. Two bizarre suicides."
Conservatives and the debt to Ayn Rand
An ode to the oriole
If you've ever wanted first basemen Will Clark to have an "accident," now is your time
Is Kanye the new OJ?
Curing colorblindness
How Medicine Fails the Modern Woman
The Last Shall Be First
The Left's Selective Memory
Forest Gump: 1949
Mr. T's FlavorWave Oven
Drugs and Poverty
Sky Cake
Danny Yip from Mr. Chow
Heather Ferreira loves 70s children's programming
September 15, 2009
Understanding the Kanye VMA incident
Hopkins student goes all Pulp Fiction on a burglar
The 20 most bizarre Craigslist ads
So you're thinking of cyber dating?
Inside the White House: A speechwriter's vantage point
That's why you don't accept your mom's friendship request
Start Using These Words
INTERVIEW: Austin Stahl
Miss Israel's Misleading Rape-Awareness Campaign
Dalton's Dead
So what's it all about?
We have decided not to die
"My name is potato"
The man who walked round the world
The lighter of side of George Carlin
September 14, 2009
The United States of Wal Mart
Does size matter?
Don't lay the blame all on Hitler
Sittin' on John Henry's Knee
Photographer Vanessa Winship talks about her work
"The Conservative Woodstock"
What if Barack Obama Were White?
Passing Strange
is Good for Your Soul
Radio Free Sweden
RIP Jim Carroll
The British show you how to treat your women
It's a little different in real life...
US Open Men's Final 2009 - Roger Federer's amazing shot
Scottish Star Trek
New Castanets video
September 11, 2009
Great Britain finally apologies to Alan Turing
A History of Violence screenwriter Josh Olson is pretty angry
Writing a chick-lit novel in 19 days
How the 20th Century Exploded Atheist Ideas
"Lessons from Andrew Sullivan's pot bust"
Badge Engineering
The New Country Club
Air Guitar
Talk to an Iraqi
WWRD?
Black Eyed Peas...
Chris Rock's classic advice
8 years later...
September 10, 2009
Uh, dude, the mic is on
Looks like another Crane Boys mystery solved
So... your cell phone is probably killing you
Baltimore ACORN official caught on tape advising a pimp and his prostitute how to cheat their taxes
Taking on creationists
Get yo freak on
Fascist Folk
Stumbling Into Maturity
Getting Better at Life
President Obama heckled during health care speech
Oh, so that's how it works...
You cut out the best part
From the creators of Auto-Tune the News
America answers right back
I also Like Um
September 09, 2009
"The Lessons of Lindsay"
Unnecessary math for everyday situations
MSNBC buys EveryBlock
"The Case Against Derek Jeter"
No more anonymous comments on Chinese websites
What exactly do Charlie Sheen and President Obama have to talk about?
The Unimportance of Gym Class
Somebody Rescue
Rescue Me
Life at the Outpost
Ah, the wisdom of children
Illustrator Glen Mullaly's vintage pics
World AIDS Day 2009
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God 3: Equine Revenge
Plants and Animals
September 08, 2009
We've entered the age of beer robots
"But the library man, the library is the bomb."
The Michigan Daily: Proud Home of Philistines
Finally, not being able to see the big E on the eye chart comes in handy
Betting on death
Chuck Klosterman has to admit, that Beatles band wasn't too bad
Urban Bike Etiquette: A Primer
Maryland's Gambling Losses
"Do you love that donkey?" "Um... I love what I do with that donkey."
Everyone loves fruit deities
Fred Durst (really, he's still alive?) pulls off the worst guitar solo in history
I wonder how many senators can do this?
Graphic Sexual Horror
"The Executioner's Song"
September 07, 2009
"Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer"
Our friend Adam Arcuragi records a Daytrotter Session
September 04, 2009
O'Malley's budget cuts disability services
How did economists get it so wrong?
The (Radio) Shack's bizarre new sponsorship campaign
"Russ Smith is an idiot."
2 Years Later...
Sanford in more trouble
The Football Scandal That Isn't
In The Jungle Groove
Dutch video artist Jesper Just
A night out in NYC
Carnivore Masks/Mermaid on Vacation
What happens when you see a naked, sweaty Danny Devito?
Can you dance like we do?
September 03, 2009
The New Liberal Arts
"A Mugging on Lake Street"
Oh, so that's not how you should act
"It's a choose your own adventure book where I am the adventure."
It certainly is...
Walden, Still Transcendental
Is Denmark Immune to History?
These Birds are Cooked
"10 of you arrived... only 1 will leave."
So apparently Kurt Cobain is a video game character now...
Emma Livingston's Tree Portraits
Print After-Party
DIY
September 02, 2009
Looks like you just blew my mind
Beat the man
Work for Netflix
Someone has too much time on their hands
The best show you're not watching
Email etiquette
INTERVIEW: Tracy Daugherty
"Everything Touches Everything"
Trigger Happy TV
Oh my God! We're all going to die!
Artists Wanted
I don't think he'll be invited back...
It's kind of a comfort object
The Helping Hand is Sensitive
September 01, 2009
"We are all Madoffs"
Give me your cheapest and your finest
Did America forget how to make the H-bomb?
The Jeanne Dielman cooking contest
Live free, browse hard!
Fancy a getaway?
Bluegrass Apocalypse
How 9/11 Sucked the Fun Out Of America
Help Desk
Jerome Olivier's Missing Pages
Oh, good mother of God
Dirty Projectors come to Letterman
"Hey there Hep-Cat! Interested in some slang?"
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