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August 2009
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August 31, 2009
Iron Mouse?
The Maltese Falcon: Take 1
Jacques Verges will defend anyone
Look, it's very very simple: Just avoid these few hundred things and you'll never get cancer.
An insider's perspective
A look into Saturday night's shooting in Hampden
A Political Primer for Barack Obama
The Female Journalists Who Weigh Down Political Discussion
Asking for Spare Change in the Mythical Post-Racial America
10 things you don't do when riding in a car
Is that everything?
Bangerang!
Le Route Du Rock, 2009
Thinkin' of heading west?
Lego House
August 28, 2009
Understanding the true cost
Happy birthday Wizard of Oz!
"We don't really have any problems, do we? Except for the ones we make up, I mean."
So you want to learn about shit, you say?
Robert Stacy McCain is very concerned about Andrew Sullivan's circumcised cock
For all you Pynchon fans out there
A Plea For Baby Steps in Healthcare
Same As It Ever Was
Breakfast at Sulimays
You stay classy, CNN
Brian Ulrich's DARK STORES
Chairlift - "Ceiling Wax"
Stalking your ex?
Muzorama
August 27, 2009
Just conjugating the ol' verb
Betty Nickell inducted into the Rockabilly Hall of Fame
Model Arrested for posing nude in NYC subway
Looking back on famed jazz saxophonist Lester Young
Oh my! MTV brings Skins to America
Sen. Jim Inhofe on health care reform
The World's Most Underrated Vampire Role-Playing Game
The Truth About Amsterdam's Coffeeshop Culture
Joshua Allen Harris' inflatable street sculptures
Oh, well he -- what the hell!
Rooster Teeth Shorts presents
To all the sexy lady programmers out there
And now for the best swing dancing you'll ever see
78641
August 26, 2009
Futurama cast to return in full...
Roger Ebert battles his addictions
IKEA, what have you done?
Battleground God
No, really, it's an art
Jewish-American Nazi Killers
INTERVIEW: Jon Voight
Captain Joe Kittinger
An animal lover's paradise
Them Crooked Vultures play the Lowlands Festival
Cruisin' the Chilean fjords
From Neill Blomkamp, the director of District 9
August 25, 2009
Uhhh... Alex Pardee has some insane fans
Musee Mecanique needs your help
Penguin's Great Ideas series
The 21st Century Phenomenon
The most valuable of lessons
David Bromstad's Color Splash
There’s No Such Thing As Misogyny
Our continuing series of Japanese oddities
Fold him off, Keyboard Cat
Gabe Askew is a big Grizzly Bear fan
Duncan has a rapid aging disease...
Oh, that's gotta suck...
August 24, 2009
"Xenophobia for dummies"
For these students, rap music has always been mainstream
"The New Yorker's fabled fact-checking dept"
"Debt: The First Five-Thousand Years"
Our Never-ending Political Anger
Will Baltimore's Indicted Mayor Walk?
Amazon, WTF
Sunshine at Santo's
Brad Pitt and a big ol' sumo wrestler, pt. 2
The Crystal Cat returns
MTV...
Reagan on Our Imminent Socialist Takeover
August 21, 2009
The College Gender Gap
The tough choices
"Black Woodstock"
The hate beat
James Cameron's Epic Fail
We're talkin' ObamaCare
We Need to Make America Less Safe
The Mature Skull-Crusher
A little nostalgia for you
Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about...
I... just don't know what to do with this.
So the drummer from Radiohead can... sing?
Oh, '80s after-school specials, will you ever get old?
Flowering Girls...
August 20, 2009
Caster Semenya's sex in doubt
There hasn't been a debate
Actual Socialism
Newser...
Edward Lightheart has lost himself
"Listening to Boredom"
The Splice Today Guide to Warhammer 40,000
Obama’s Whack-a-Mole Credit Policy
Movie Award Leftovers
Pink Floyd talks about recording "Money"
The Complete Schwarzenegger Japanese Commercial Collection
Primiti Too Taa
The Charleston is back!
Half-Life...
August 19, 2009
No more fag hags
Dissertation Haiku
Checkin' in on Jericho Scott
"Fear and Self-Loathing in America's Rust Belt"
More health care woes
Annie Leibovitz is kind of sort of broke-ass broke
140 Pounds of Boring
Why Are Movie Fans So Sensitive?
Wow, he's kind of a badass
New Horrors video
Alcoholic monkeys
Press Your Luck
Flu 2.0
A little Tom Waits homage
End of the day NERDAGE
August 18, 2009
The unexpected (possibly true) history of Times New Roman
Hospitals Kill
A look back...
Best of Baltimore
"Does this happen all the time here?"
How well do you know your friends?
Don't Have Sex With Your Students
Bring the Terrorists to Maryland
Ah, the Dutch...
Vikesh Kapoor wanders the summer greens
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God... PART DEUX
Well we've all been there
The Walkmen play the Guggenheim
Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
August 17, 2009
The Trainspotting Generation
When you've got time to kill
Time to disappear
Criterion Collection Top 10 Lists
Beer Reviews 2.0
O’Malley’s a Cinch for '10 Reelection
Provocative History
Good lord, look at him go
Patrick Wolf flips shit in Germany
Radiolab presents
Let Captain Kirk show you
Agh! AGH! It knows...
August 14, 2009
Why do we pay so much for cell phone service?
Last night's Ravens/Redskins shutout
Ah, Gawker
Get your ham radio lovin' on
The revolution has been digitized
"Conversing with Marginalized People."
Whole Foods doesn't care about health care
The Health Reform Ditch
Community
Needs to Do Better In Class
Improbable Romances
So you're saying... someone with actual talent won?
Jason Segel
New Radiohead
Fancy a more seductive coffee break?
I Walked on the Sidewalk
So many interviews...
There's a party in Sweden's pants
August 13, 2009
This is your brain on the internet
Like rain on your wedding day...
A moderate conservative's solution to the health care crisis
Haha... ha... ah, yeah. Dying is funny.
China's Wild West
Remembering Mike Seeger
Is 2009 The Year Baltimore Club Broke?
Five Key Reasons Why Newspapers Are Failing, pt. 2
Warning: Hackwork Ahead
Well, they've sold me
Building the world's largest BLT
Aww, so well trained
"This relationship is headed for an epic fail, young lady"
Yo La Tengo is "Here to Fall"
Vincent
August 12, 2009
Appointing a torture special prosecutor
VbW
16 days in a Chinese prison
Taking Interpol to task
Kevin Youkilis: One of the most hated men in baseball
Get to the feedin' tube
Five Key Reasons Why Newspapers Are Failing
Is Michael Wolff Part of the Problem?
Inventing Al-Qaeda
Fairly terrifying...
Money portraits
Who killed the electric car?
Humanthesizer
August 11, 2009
Why hire a real band?
Billy Ray Cyrus
We all need the Shack
Just put some bacon on it
Bullies
Obama Blinks at Defeat and is Puzzled
Nobody Knows You When You're Simon Joyner
Those French really know how to do it
"Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
CUTE OVERLOAD!
Charlie in the Bathtub
What has happened here. Please, just someone tell me...
August 10, 2009
"What a wild, wonderful world it was to discover..."
Ah, what really matters...
"All Men are Just Alike"
The Gene Siskel test
We don't need no light rail
Why Don't More People Use the Female Condom?
Dr. Seuss and the Origins of The Simpsons
Stop that! Stop saying "weiner poopie!"
"Your hair smells like the carpet in the hallway of an apartment building where old Russian people live..."
DC's own...
Greatest fake punt of all time
Splice Premiere: Mickey Free Remixes Wye Oak's "That I Do"
August 07, 2009
Let's be very clear about this...
Abortion doctor Warren Hern
The dude factor
RIP John Hughes
How American terrorists are made
Let's Not Be Frank
Suicide Pact
Choose you're own adventure, 2.0
Alright to be fair here she's... uh, no, nevermind. What a nutsack
"Upside Down"
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips on How to Make Your Kids Less Attractive
August 06, 2009
Looking for work?
That just says it all
In praise of Karl Malden and Budd Schulberg
Vampires are so last year
"Unknown Bards"
We've made it just a little easier on you
When Papi Cheats
Julie
Should Be More Child-like
There's no paying at McDonalds
Wye Oak, CD Release
Typewriter Sculptures
The Chaser's War on Everything
Oh, so that's what light sounds like
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
August 05, 2009
Baltimore's little known architecture
Ruining Rashomon for everyone, forever
Marylanders
On the trail of a serial killer
We all think too much
Pirates II
Julian Plenti Is... Terrible
Michigan: More Than Urban Ruin and Bland Suburbs
Good lord...
Women: for God's sake, sort yourself out.
Karkwa: Live in Paris
Dude, seriously. Don't watch this on acid.
Worst movie ending ever?
August 04, 2009
Rebranding Pynchon
Tell me, how's it goin' to end?
Genesis
This won't go over well...
That sure is one way to do it
Only in Hampden
High and Spry
Fela Lives This Week in Baltimore
Ah, the wonders of inflation
Sorry Cavic
Bargain Barn
"King Rat"
"Let's get that turkey!"
Meet the Washington Post's new Editorial Team
August 03, 2009
The party to end all parties
Get 'er done
No more liberal media
The death throes of the Baltimore Sun
He teaches at Goucher
Cesar Sala and Satish Jagnandan
The Shots Heard Only 'Round the Press Box
The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Clothes Barely On
For those who missed it...
College dorm rooms will never be the same again
Huh... I don't remember Alf being this disturbing
Rejection is hard
Louis CK
"Sleep Alone"
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