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July 2009
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July 31, 2009
Finally, an invention so great... it tops the wheel, the printing press, the lightbulb...
Ol' FlatBrim
Baltimoaner
For the city on the bay
The London 2012 Same Sex Hand-Holding Relay Walk
Judd Apatow's Sad Clown Soap Opera
Welcome to Baltimore, It's Not Like This Every Day
Alright, who's got answers?
He was trying to cure cancer
Book Art
Anderson Cooper
July 30, 2009
Text a girl and ask her...
"So you were whispering sweet nothings to some dude while he was jerking it?"
Remember Phineas Gage?
Just to make sure you're doing it right
Time Magazine tells us about hipsters
Fox News apologies for Glenn Beck's racist comments
Are We Smart Enough for Today's Sports Games?
There Are Different Kinds of Black People
Suppose Ghostbusters had been made 30 years earlier
I feel like this wouldn't fly in the US...
Sorry Jimmy Fallon, Kelly Kapowski is a little too busy
Live on Letterman
Bathroom Graffiti
There's something incredibly disturbing about this video
July 29, 2009
The Adventures of Ledo and IX
Oh, science... what will you do next?
Jump on the bandwagon
The new mail fraud
Oh, New Yorkers...
Van Morrison loses it on stage
Just The Facts at
The New Yorker
?
Mika, Michael and The Celebrities That Would Be Gay
Birthers on the hill
Gary Busey is Bulletproof
So that's how a woman should treat her man
Well, it don't get much weirder than that...
Part of my childhood just died...
Yeah... yeah, that'll piss anyone off really
July 28, 2009
It had to be done
Death in Venice
Can't we all get along
Remembering Jim "King" Corcoran
But what's the pirates take on it?
A Question of Time
A Tonic For Our Corrupt Media
Oh, it's a poem
In honor of Jay Bennett
I've always said street art is the best art
New Thom Yorke
Wonder what the success ratio is?
Camera Obscura
July 27, 2009
Of course I'm sure
That's not a fight you want to start...
Just give it all up
Okay, sure, we could do that...
So... just how many Jews weren't killed in the Holocaust?
The Importance of Harbor East
Who Permits Abortion?
Kaaaahhhhhnnn!
"It's like... um, has anyone seen Tron?"
In honor of Sky Saxon
Words are hard
What the hell did I just watch...
That's some straight up Happy Gilmore shit
July 24, 2009
Sticking it to the Man
BCA1 & 2
The Science of Eating
But it can't all be crap
"Ready, Aim, Miss"
Crazy cat lady...
Big Movies: Bad, Bland, or Misunderstood?
He's Not The Good Cop
If you like watching old guys talk about important things...
The Quicker Picker Upper
Trashy? You say you want trashy?
Well now I kind of want to get married
"The game's out there, it's play or get played"
"Ready for the Floor"
July 23, 2009
Game theory...
Erin Andrews' nude tape
Backyard Video Games
Favorite Worst Movies?
Why We Resist Change
Adventures in Bicycle Commuting, pt. 2
Kuroshiro Sea
That's how to get some lawmaking done
I feel a little sick just thinking about it
Twisting Childhood Memories
Craig Ferguson has figured it out
Why it's okay to pay for sex
Classic comedy from The State
July 22, 2009
Change is Dead
Six reasons why hip hop sucks in 2009
"This is the world we are living in"
Conservatism is dead
100 things your kids will probably never know about
Figuring out health care reform
Hollister: Blithely Destroying New York's Soul Since 2009
Adventures in Bicycle Commuting
Louis Black on God and Health Care
Ghostface Dove Soap Commercial
This is why democracy doesn't work
Oh, so that's how it works
I Want You to Want Me
Well sure, there's that
July 21, 2009
America's most famous math teacher
10 Books You Can Skip
The Global University
The Right-Wing War on Health Care
"Why we say yes to drugs"
"The air smells green"
When is a Bad Bill Worth Saving?
Ween Is No Joke
Tiny Vipers live on KEXP
10 years ago today
In honor of the Moon landing anniversary
Greatest vandalism ever
Texts from Last Night: The Harry Potter Catalog
Cotton Jones - Live at the Ottobar
July 20, 2009
Baltimore's Neo-Burlesque Scene
Rededicating Baltimore's Billie Holiday Statue
Workin' for the traffic
Live Blogging the Wood Fire Grill Challenge
JayZ vs. The Game
From Hogwarts to Brown
How The "Celebrity-Journalist" Myth Ruined Reporting
No Surprises
Listen up, ladies
"This is gonna be 'Lets hope Prof. Keith meets with a little accident' all over again"
Grizzly Bear are "Ready, Able" for Letterman
Sex Sells
Nareg Kalenderian's amazing animation
Alright, that's pretty sick...
July 17, 2009
World's oldest penis found
The Story of Prisoner F95488
The State of Pakistan
Now and then...
Nearly 30 years later...
Darkfall
Who Do We Think We're Kidding?
Wham City Finally Achieves Equilibrium
Future PSAs
This isn't racist to post or anything, right?
Audi Centenary Sculpture
Sir, I think the legal term for your situation is "FUBAR"
So... apparently the Basque Health Department is the most terrifying place in the world
Could Jesus Walk on Custard?
July 16, 2009
Berlusconi in Tehran
"Three and a half years ago, I was Ryan Leaf"
So... you're insane now?
Matthew Robson's full of shit
Bible... you so crazy
The Pig Flu That Cried Wolf
Homophobia Was So Two Years Ago
For all you recent college graduates who can't find a job...
Cheech and Chong get to the bottom of this economic crisis
Coming September 15...
Aww, Catnip Capers
The Killers Anti-Sex Trafficking PSA/Music Video
July 15, 2009
Saving the Fourth Estate
Yeah, yeah, you're empowered, I get it
"Illegal, Illiberal, Ill-Fated"
Honoring the non-Russian Russian writers
I just plain don't like her
The Google Tricycle
Lean and Mean
Don’t Make Me Scrape Off That Fake Tan
Cass McCombs wanders through the beer garden
Whartscape 2009: DJ Dog Dick
Life gets hard sometimes
Today's Klan
Wilco and Feist bring "You and I" to Letterman
James (Jimmy) Forsyth
July 14, 2009
Ah, "Moon Over Amtrack": My Favorite Holiday
But where is he now?
Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs
No one named Garland has ever been a bad ass
Deborah Roffman's Sex-Ed
"Clothes for Disabled People"
Everyone Should Read Jack Vance
Colleges Buy-In For the Latest Student Addiction
I hate everyone so much right now
Bill Callahan, live in the NPR studios
Looks like God dropped his silverware again
Oh, this is going to be good...
AutoTune the News... Epic Vol. 6
A little classic Ween
Senator Franken Starts Strong
July 13, 2009
Good Ol' Earl Weaver
Looks like we're screwed
The Donut Wars
Maybe we'd all be better off without you
"Disco Demolition Night"
That's not the road to riches
Life in the Post-
Final Fantasy VII
World
In Defense of Ugly Fruit
WHATNOT
Cully Flaug'd
So you're having a baby...
It was bound to happen
"Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet"
"Time Machine/Submarine"
July 10, 2009
Hmm... Look at that
Oh, Hemingway. How could you?
"Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch... I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him"
Can YouTube Survive?
The cure for the common rock and roll memoir?
INTERVIEW: Mark Bittman
Defining Government Down
Height with Friends
Superheroes Decadence
Jenny Lewis finally gets a video right
Eastbound and Down
So... I'm not the only one terrified by this, right?
Sarkozy, you dog
July 09, 2009
No Money for the Gays
"I like competition in everything. I have to move whatever is moveable in the world."
Beck talks to Tom Waits
"Around the Majors"
Getting to the bottom of the AIG downfall
Video Game Writing for People Who Don’t Care About Video Games
The Natural Look
Disaster Porn
Not quite Celine Dion
Well, no one wins really...
That about sums it up
The Morris Marina
July 08, 2009
Tonight in Towson
"Get out of here right now and go see your doctor"
52 Stories
United Airlines unwittingly makes Dave Carroll's career
"Gary is a 63-year-old, currently unemployed, overweight homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette"
The man just can't catch a break
Summer Stock
The Good War
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Neil DeGrasse Tyson tells Dawkins what's what
"In My Dreams"
Rene Higuita's Scorpion Kick
Conor Oberst
Real or Fake?
July 07, 2009
Freebird! Freeeeeebird!
The Alpha Course
Please make her stop talking
Ten years later
The Final Countdown
"One Foot in the Tumbleweeds, One in Outer Space"
Let's Not Get Carried Away
This has to be good
Damn Commies!
Suheir Hammad: the Al Jazeera Interview
Someone call Bill Maher
Oh, good! Good to know!
July 06, 2009
Sarah Palin v. Everybody
When life imitates the Onion
Goldman Sachs: Owning the Market
Where are the brownies?
Life on the streets
Scout's Honor: I Carry a Pocketknife
iPorn
No Time for Secrets
Norman Palm covers "Boys Don't Cry"
Ah, science can be fun too
Dude, that's so 1997
You have now reached the end of the internet
Just a nail's life
July 03, 2009
When Money Buys Happiness
Giving us back our National Pride
Goodbye Rest Stops
Cyber-bullying: A crime? Not so much
Tell Me When It's Over
Ah, yes... Jersey
"No! Not the Bees!"
Tune Yards at SXSW
Bare Essentials
July 02, 2009
India Officially More Progressive Than Us
What now for the Orioles?
Who's your daddy?
Saddam Hussein: The FBI Interviews, 2003-2006
No Soccer is Here
Celebrating Baltimore's Progressive Hip Hop
The War is Here
That's one way to handle a drunk
Apparently we're pussies here in MD
"Chains, Chains, Chains"
July 01, 2009
Your Guide to Transformers 2
Obviously this is the greatest book ever written
One extravagant meal
Remembering Pina Bausch
The Beckham Experiment
2009: The Best Music So Far
Rage Against the Doctors
A Girl, A Gun, But No Tripod
Dave Chappelle on Michael Jackson
Um, Come Again?
The only way I play Battleship
Redubs of this will never get old
Rebirth of a Nation
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