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June 2009
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June 30, 2009
China's Black Market Cigarette Industry
So... Barack Obama is having a shit in a swimming pool. Thoughts?
Academic Wankery
Oh no, that just won't do
Poor Jens Lekman
Russian Gymnastics: A Eulogy
Gay Ambivalence
The IFC's 50 Greatest Movie Trailers
Am I the only who's terrified by this?
Getting back to basics
Would you date someone just for the sex?
EPIC
Josh Womack's Bat Tricks
June 29, 2009
Party like it's 1992
Sex Galaxy!
Michael Jackson and Monoculture
Obama's First Coup?
I'm never going swimming again
"Huang Lee has a simple mission: deliver an ancient sword to his Uncle Kenny"
INTERVIEW: Craig Calcaterra of Shysterball
What Michael Lacked: Human Nature
Who will sell me things now!?
When you just want to get away from it all
Hanna Barbera's All Star Comedy Revue
This'll end up in a Sofia Coppola movie, I just know it
I really have no idea what this is...
Put it in perspective for us
June 26, 2009
Goodbye Clove Cigarettes
There'll Never Be Another Michael Jackson
Rebranding Abstinence
I know whales smarter than you
It all started with a t-shirt
Biden Reaches Out to the Gay Community
Real Life Isn't a Gossip Blog
Even the Worst Deserve Their Dignity
Jacko is Dead
Well done, Reddit. Well done.
Damn You Facebook!
Before Mitch Hedberg
Dinosaur Jr. plays Fallon
If it happened in real life...
June 25, 2009
Steven Wells' Final Column
London's Treasure Hunt Riots
"I, Toaster"
John Dillinger's Crime Wave
35 years later...
"Who told you about my elephant?"
Southern Comfort
Vive Anglais?
From the director of Donnie Darko
Wilco - Live on Conan
I see what you did there
Immersion
"I have the bubonic plague... and twenty fevers"
The Baloney Detection Kit
June 24, 2009
"Dancing Plagues and Mass Hysteria"
"I don't mind sucking you off, but here's what I need from you"
Chris Anderson's Plagarism
Helen Thomas, Still Kicking Ass
Try Renting, Fatty
Commoditize Everything
Terror Alert: Stupid
Should Bloggers Be Shielded, Too?
Tuesday Night at the Big Fish
If there were still any doubt that the 80s blew...
It was there in Cheddar Bay... that I lost my boys
Gold Killed Ed McMahon
"It's believed he swerved to avoid a puppy..."
Ah, lit humor
June 23, 2009
The Science of Staring
The Achilles Heel in the Amazon Kindle
Mexico: The Latin Amsterdams?
Craigslist, you so crazy
We take this very seriously at Splice Today
Sources? Pffh, who needs 'em
The Good Way to Make a Bad Movie
Let's Fight About Deer Tick's Authenticity!
Oh, I knew it was a mix-up in the pneumatic tubes
The Wizard of Speed and Time
Ah, just the way to start your mornings
The War Book
Dude, that's... that's just not right
Well, that's awkward...
June 22, 2009
"A 30-Something 10-Year-Old"
All the kids are doing it
Legendary producer Jim Diamond talks about the Detroit music scene
Catcher in the Rye? Couldn't get past chapter 2
Confessions of a TARP wife
Something's Rotten in the City of Baltimore
Do Not Pass Go
The Pork Spending We Should Worry About
Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks Make Another Thing About WWII
"I love the smell of weed mixed with Axe body spray"
John Hodgman on Obama at the Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner
Understanding Communism, with Slavoj Zizek
Franz Ferdinand is still around
Good Lord... Why?
June 19, 2009
Rob Zombie Claims He Own the Word "Zombie"
"Definancialisation, Deglobilisation, Relocalisation"
Match.com made me even more of a loser
Readers Digest Not Doing So Well
Ghost Hunting
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Enough Already
Michael Ackerman's Haunting Vision
Understanding Zach Galifianakis
"Getting Blessed by Joe Biden from Space"
Necronomicon!
Well, you sold me...
June 18, 2009
RIP Bob Bogle
Have you thought about a divorce lately?
Finally, the healing can begin
40 Years Later, Just a Friendly Get-Together
The Readers of BoingBoing interview Michael Moorcock
Hand over the passwords
The War On Terror, Domesticated
People, You're Killing Dan Deacon
Drink more Wilkins Coffee!
Obama's Ninja Like Fly-Swatting...
Most Epic Keyboard Cat EVER
Celebrity Scale
These Are Powers - "Easy Answer"
That's One Way To Fold Your Laundry
"You're the President, not a re-run of Law & Order"
June 17, 2009
Zelda Lily: Feminism in a Bra
Too little, too late?
Coming to Rhode Island: Pot Stores
You Get One Vote
"Nathan Bedford Forrest Has Beautiful Eyes"
God's Law is Very Clear
Texas to Maryland, pt. II
SPLICE PREMIERE: Odessa Records
Kenny Loggins is the Devil
Protesters gather for "Fire Letterman Rally," hilarity ensues
Darkseid Minus New Gods
I... don't know about that
I always get turned on by the Decemberists too
Do we really need ads for law and order at this point?
June 16, 2009
Sex was the only answer
"How I became a long-distance slumlord"
Data Center Overload
Celebrating the anniversary of Joyce's first handjob from his wife
All things neo-traditional
Blame the Academy
If A Social Network Dies...
Dear Rory Dickenson
Shaddup Your Face
For all the white people out there
Great Moments in Movie History
Hell Street
I feel so unsafe just watching this
For all the white people out there, pt. 2
June 15, 2009
Give me some of that old timey gluttony
Monorail!
It's a boys club
Dude, that's just not cool
Sat -- Saturnine? Like, the planet?
OCDC
Bloody
Brothers
#Iran
So... who knows what's going on?
Understanding the Columbian Drug Trade
Middle Distance Runner take it to a Times Square hotel room
The Earth's Core
War Tapes - "Dreaming of You"
Hugh Laurie interviews Michael Jackson
June 12, 2009
Confessions of a Marine Sniper
It's a Bad Time to Be Doing Porn
"Home taping didn't kill music"
Blastolenes
Etsy.com - Peddling False Feminism
Revising Religion
Town And Country
The Worst Songs I've Ever Heard
Graydon Carter's Fantasy World
So... what exactly do they put in the Faygo?
Orson Welles: the last interview
BauBike
Letterman discusses the Palin controversy
Ah, the days of over-the-counter heroin
The Complete History of '90s Comedy
June 11, 2009
The 7 Types of Customers
Pack your bags
When you're not shopping for nicknacks
WWJD
Trent Reznor quits the internet
Testing their limits
Tax Us, Please
Down the YouTube White Supremacy Rabbit Hole
Tallest Man on Earth does a Secret Garden show
Buy! Buy! Buy!
Jon Voight on Obama
Wye Oak, 2nd album, freely streaming on Merge
Breach
Keep Good Time on Baltimore St.
June 10, 2009
Sims 3: Playing Homeless
Oct. 16, 1846
Gotta Have the Coin
Skin & Bones
"YouTube and Memory"
Sotomayor, Puerto Rico, and American Imperialism
Texas to Maryland
Blood Simple
Ah, a timeless coming of age story
Deadline: A Post-It Note Stop Motion Animation
The United Countries of Baseball
Oh God, he's onto us...
Victoria Jackson, Sean Hannity, Communism, Black Liberation Theology
AsianPoses.com... No, really, that's an actual website
June 09, 2009
Solving America's Hunger Crisis
Nothing this exciting will ever happen to the audience
30 Rock, a clear rip-off of the Muppets
C.P. Cavafy in Full
The Chris Farley Show
"We might need to see you without your bra on."
The Importance of Empathy
The Modern
World
Validation
I don't know if Michael Ware will be invited back
When Arena Rock Goes Wrong
Wikipedia: Fully Printed
Imagine Hearing This in a Commercial
Obama Looked "Visibly Shaken" After Trip to Denny's
Pencil Rebel
June 08, 2009
Confessions of an eBay Opium Addict
No More Polka
Francis Bacon: Angst for Dummies
Hypnosis and Pain Management
4 Myths About Healthy Relationships
When Things Go Wrong
Secret Krav Maga Moves
"They're eating her!... And then they're going to eat me!"
This never gets old
AGH!
The Brakhage Scrapbooks
Damnit, not gettin' that out of my head
June 05, 2009
Arizona's Internet Voting System
Judicial Ruling: Only an idiot would think Crunchberries are fruit
Celebrating the drunkest night in sports history
A new twist on the Taser debate
Research Animals and the Birth of the Animal Rights Movement
Where's it all go?
Exit Stage Left
It's All An Act
Conan Presents: The End of the Internet
KFC, You Crazy
Greatest Commerical Ever
So, I had two condoms...
The New BabySafe Ball
June 04, 2009
Celebrating Tressie Shavers
Creative Writing: Then and Now
The New President of South Africa?
But Goddamnit, He was Interesting
Bach's forgotten horn
Musée Mécanique: Bound for Glory
Unpacking Arnold
RIP Koko Taylor
Resevoir Dogs
Prison Photography
Wow, didn't see that coming...
Yo La Tengo gets a little funky
June 03, 2009
Maybe the Greatest Manga Ever
The Top 10 Top 10 Food Lists
In case you've forgotten...
Help Facebook Make Money
The Art of the Following Shot
Overnight Sociology
Dave Eggers and The Myth of Print's Importance
He Ain't Gon' Email You
The Vanishing Point
How Stephen Colbert Got Sued
So that's how it works
Veiny Panty-Hose
June 02, 2009
Oprah wants you dead
They're organizing! Oh God, they're organizing!
It's better if we don't talk about it
Rancid: All Grown Up
Twitter is sexist
Sam Raimi's Notes On Camp
No Seriously, We're Weird
Just to start the day off right
The David Lynch Interview Project
It's like Days of Thunder
Did You Know, 3.0
Pearl Jam!
June 01, 2009
They're just givin' 'em away these days
Re-Examining Bush's Christian Millenial Politics
O'Reilly, Tiller, and
The Fisher King
Lessons from Oakland's American Indian Public Charter Schools
It's fief, not fiefdom.
If Pepsi Is Taxed, Why Not Starbucks?
So... My Friend's a Dominatrix
ESPN Cowyboys vs. Redskins, Catch It!
Rachele Eve - "Fetal Plea" Live on the Belmont Sessions
He Brings the Dance Party
LEGO Agitprop
Kuala Lumpur Gets a Makeover
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