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May 31, 2014
The Loudmouth and the Killer and the Killer's Sister
But First, a Word From Our Sponsors
May 30, 2014
Feeling Lonely? Visit the Apple Store
Buying the Perfect Bong
Dr. Robi Ludwig Wants You to Fear the Gays
It Turns Out the Solution to Gun Violence Is Nagging
My Crazy Neighbor Who Got It All Wrong
Seeing and Not Seeing Race
The Privacy of XXX Photos
First Trailer for the New Pulp Documentary
What Year Is It (#114)?
Moody Coup
May 29, 2014
Is There Anything Wrong With Parental Bribery?
It's an American Girl's Dream
Jabberwocky Redux
Yeezus
Sulks
In and Out of Loneliness
What a Zesty Shooting!
Jon Benjamin as Hal in
2001: A Space Odyssey
So You Want to Work in a Restaurant?
May 28, 2014
Stubborn Pirates Sink in Standings
The New Hershey Bar
An Author Plays the Short Con
Why Forbid Sex?
The Crassness of
Orange is The New Black
Tristan Eaton Redesigns Versace's Medusa Logo
50 Cent Throws Out First Pitch at Mets Game
May 27, 2014
We Sit, We Click, We Tune Out
Bay Area Rap Innovation
Brain-Damaged and Gray
When Your Mom Has Dementia
My Very Short Time as a Stripper
Rare Footage of The Velvet Underground, Live in '67
French Open Rain Delay Dance-Off
May 26, 2014
Peggy Noonan Wants to Talk About Foreign Policy Scandals
How to Not Be an Asshole Tourist
Why Trigger Warnings Bother You So Much
Idle Corporate Cash Does No One Any Good
Wearing Through
People Get Ready - "Physiques" Official Video
May 24, 2014
A Note to Incoming Freshmen
May 23, 2014
Are You Serious, Pat Sajak?
How To Get Kids To Read Again
Strange Vine Is Saving Fresno
Playing Through the Pain
Mallard Fillmore Loses a Pal Because of Obamacare
Why We Should Read Most of the Same Books in School
You're in Your 20s, You're Not Old
What Year Is It (#113)?
May 22, 2014
Fritz Lang’s Dystopian Nightmare
Puig Excels Amid Noise
Give Me That Classic Country Sound
50 Shades of Sneering
Sexually Harassing Teenage Boys Isn't Awesome
The “Everyone’s a Champion Generation”
Back to the Future
Theme Song Played on Disk Drives
Peruvian Hostel's Edible Business Cards Help Remedy Altitude Sickness
May 21, 2014
Breaking Up With My Horoscope
She’s Not, Like, Half-Fairy
Death Is at Your Door
Kids Talk
The Non-Art of Letting Go
David Lynch's
Return of the Jedi
Disneyland's Original Prospectus
May 20, 2014
Objectification on Prom Night
Finding Bright Spots Amid Cubs’ Mess
Conor Oberst Knows That No One Knows For Certain
She's a Circle, You're a Square
Pauline Kael, James Wolcott and Me
This Is Your Ticket
Peter Dinklage
GoT
Theme Song
Videos From Slowdive's First Show in 20 Years
May 19, 2014
Why Every Guy Needs a Sister
The Thunders' Steven Adams Proves His Worth
Flooding the Zone
Omens of Apocalypse
A Defense of the Exquisite Word "Thundercunt"
Kids Taste Gourmet Foods
Jud Turner's Octoploid and Bartholomew the Rhinoceros
May 18, 2014
Panda Bear Meets the Grim Reaper
May 16, 2014
You and Your Shitty Open Classroom
Orioles Need Chris Tillman to Step Up
Why Mainstream Magazines Cover
Game of Thrones
Freeway, In Full Effect
Suffer the Cycle
PornBurger
What Year Is It (#112)?
May 15, 2014
Pop Spiral
It's All Rhythm and Voice
Twelve Things the Internet Told Me
Liberals for Republicans
The Roots’ Mixed-Message Moping
Deleted Scenes - "Landfall" Official Video
Alton Brown's Grilled Grilled Cheese
May 14, 2014
No, Bitch, I'm Not Pregnant
Humphrey Bogart: Cinema's Lovable Tough Guy
NFL Draft Leaves Fantasy Owners Wanting
My Incredible Year on the Lacrosse Team
Republicans Fall Quiet About Obamacare
Gay Men and Body Image
"Stayin' in Black"
Chuck Sperry's Rock Madonnas
May 13, 2014
There’s No Reason for Obama to Hate the Media
Bobby Bare Jr.'s Getting Dumped Album
This American Life
Takes on "I Was So High..." Stories
The Golden Years With a Nice, Cold Red Bull
Coming Up Roses
Sherlock Holmes Sucks at Deduction
Cooligans
- Extreme Pogo Sticking
May 12, 2014
The Ivy League's PR Problem
The MLB Extension Bubble
Lost in a Blitz of Orioles Orange
The “New” Politics is the Old, Plugged Into Computers
Is There Such a Thing as Objectifying Men?
Around the World in 360 Degrees
Mogwai - "Simon Ferocious" Official Video
May 09, 2014
Rangers Death Rattle
The Old Man and the Knee
Weed Smoke and Loud Sex
I Had This Dream About Harry Reid
Photo Albums Are Gathering Dust
Net Neutrality in the U.S.
What Year Is It (#111)?
May 08, 2014
The Crazy Propaganda of the Temperance Movement
The Unwelcome Spring of Recollection
The Comfort in Being Sad
The Fickle World of Pop
The Invisibility of Whiteness
The Importance of Appearances
Wye Oak Covers Kate Bush
May 07, 2014
Why Are Strangers Confiding in Me?
Louie
's Heartfelt Absurdism
Lord Eddard's Foolish Vanity
Pretty Does Hurt
An Oligarch Takes On The American Oligarchy
Action Bronson's New Food Show
The Creepiest Full House Recut You'll Ever See
Competitive Reality Endurance Tickling
May 06, 2014
Discussing Sexual Harassment
Facebook Likes Are Destroying Teen Girls' Self-Esteem
An Anti-Terrorism PSA If Ever There Was One
Weak Media Reporting of Nigeria Kidnappings
Taking the War Out of War Literature
Communication 101: With Jack Bauer
10 Photos From Pacific Ocean Park
May 05, 2014
Why Young People Aren’t Assholes
Is Anybody Still Awake?
That's What Makes a Martyr
Maryland Gubernatorial Debate is Trouble for Anthony Brown
Just Let Me Turn 50
Hoof It
Doe Paoro - "Walking Backwards" Official Video
May 02, 2014
Take Me Home to East Kentucky
May Days
The Daily Beast Issues Another Democratic Press Release
All Apologies to Fans of “All Apologies”
School Field Trips Sucked
What Year Is It (#110)?
May 01, 2014
Maintaining Liberty: Story of a Statue
The Art of Staying Connected
Misandry Mumbles
Torture Is Good
The Poetry of Baseball
The Internet's Own Boy
: First Official Trailer
Sharon Van Etten - "Every Time the Sun Comes Up" Acoustic
The Three-Brained Robot Plays the Crown and Invades the Gold Bar
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