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May 2013
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May 31, 2013
Space Case, Fruit Loop, Or Just Misunderstood?
Arrested Development
Season 4 Is a Hilarious Let Down
My Musical Debt to The Boredoms
How to Be a Hack Writer
Olivier Rousteing's Fictional Universe
It's Not About the Nail
2013 Scripps Spelling Bee Champion To Return To Robot Future After Completing Assigned Mission
What Year Is It (62)?
May 30, 2013
This Year, Orioles Relying on Offense
Daft Punk Can't Live Up To Past Hype
Seven Reasons The Breakfast Club is the Best Movie of the 1980s
Celebrate the Good News:
New York Times
Chases BuzzFeed's Tail
Convos With My Two Year Old, Ep. 2
Lagunitas Beer Circus 2013
Ryan Kennedy's Crowdsourced 30th Birthday Party Invite
May 29, 2013
The Hangover Part III
Is Less Drunken Blowout, More Graceful Send-Off
Why Is Everyone Else So Stupid?
Three Sculptured Commentaries
No More Samesies!
Damsel in Distress: Part 2 - Tropes vs. Women in Video Games
May 28, 2013
Sweat It Out
Bibio Tones Down the Electronica on New Album,
Silver Wilkinson
Young to Die, But Old to Talk to a Lady
The Lonely Island Flaunt "Diaper Money," Bemoan Existential Meaninglessness of Contemporary Life
Emily Bell Releases Debut Album
Tim Duncan Realizing He Has Arms
Outrageous New Bike Tricks From Tim Knoll
May 27, 2013
The Formula Is To Attack Everything At Any Given Time
Baltimore Gets Punked
How to Get High Speed Internet in 2013
Boards of Canada - "Reach For The Dead" Official Video
Munenori Kawasaki's Amazing Post Game Interview
May 24, 2013
Can Young Tennis Talent Rise to the Occasion?
The Pop Primacy of Prince's "Raspberry Beret"
Obama Hates the People, Just Like Rahm Emanuel
Gay People Need to Start Kicking Straight Ass
Lesbians React To Lesbian Porn
Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing
What Year Is It (61)?
May 23, 2013
Sometimes I Would Tape Them In Advance
Chicago Cubs Still a Work In Progress
Who
Didn't
Want To Be a Rock & Roll Star?
The End of Stefon
Memoirs of a Girl Scout Leader
Surgeon Simulator: Opening a Beer
Conversations With My Two Year Old, Reenacted With Another Full-Grown Man
Everything Is Terrible Presents: Religion Week
May 22, 2013
Kanye West, Three Ways
Big Money Baseball
Using Scientology to Get Sober
Almost Summer and My Brain's Cooked
School Bus Driver's April Fool's Day Prank
Lanterns On The Lake - "Another Tale From Another English Town" Official Video
May 21, 2013
2013 MLB Free Agent Flops
Lucky To Be Weird
The Knife Explore New Sonic Territory on Shaking the Habitual
Three Things You'd Never Expect When Joining the Marine Corps
The Crossroads of Gender Politics and Social Progress
Dirty Beaches - "Casino Lisboa" Official Video
A&W Now Advertising In Men's Beards. Seriously.
Name Three Germans
May 20, 2013
Star Trek: Into Darkness
Is All Action, Meta-Homage
Woody Allen's Vintage Period
Garth & Kat's Dog-Ate-My-Homework Hand Jobs
Obama's Shield Laws and the Media
It’s My Birthday, And Who Gives a Fuck?
YouTube Comedy Week Presents: Reggie Rolled
Seeing Eye People: Improv Everywhere Takes on the Dangers of Texting and Walking
May 17, 2013
Orioles Manny Machado Is Trouble For A.L. Opponents
Upstream Color
Is an Inspiration To Mad Genius
Three Blunt Line Readings
The English Teacher Isn't From There
The So So Glos and Titus Andronicus Cover "No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
What Year Is It (60)?
May 16, 2013
Orioles Pitching Rotation in Tatters
J. Lo's Vapid, Half-Cougar Spectacle Continues Unabated
Femininity Is Still About Bodies
8 Things You Learn At A James Blake Concert
I Wasn’t the Best Scientologist
High Speed Police Chase in Portland, OR
Oldest Pot Smoker In America
The Fiction of Relationship
May 15, 2013
Miles Above the Pedestrian Land of Apatow
The Relative Median of Vanilla Ice Cream
Sometimes You Embarrass Your Kid Just By Existing
Bazooka Joe Deserved a Better Fate
Porno Makeup
Hamlet
Mash Up
May 14, 2013
The Art of Catching a Hippo
Angels and Dodgers in Deep Trouble
Middle-Aged Guys Honking
Jane Campion's
Top of the Lake
is Flawed and Beautiful
Vinyl on Wood
Holy Ghost! - "Dumb Disco Ideas" Official Video
May 13, 2013
I Want Something More to Happen
The Girl With No Fingerprints
Can Anthony Brown Break Lieutenant Governor Upgrade Curse?
Chef Hiro's "Slider Roll"
Ed Schrader's Music Beat - "Radio Eyes" Official Video
May 10, 2013
Chase Utley Won't Be Orioles' Keystone Savior
That Toothpick Isn't Doing You Any Favors
First Impressions of the 2013 Maryland Film Festival
How Do You Spell Laughter?
What Year Is It (59)?
May 09, 2013
Refresh My Memory: Why Is
Esquire
's Tom Junod a "Celebrated Journalist"?
Why the GOP Isn't Talking About the Economy
The Spirits of Ireland
The Evolving Nature of Play With My Son
Cosas Feas
(Nasty Stuff)
Free Diving With Great White Sharks
Wolf People - "Empty Vessels" Official Video
May 08, 2013
Orioles Weather Rough Early Season Schedule
The Genius of Dogs
The Internet Isn't Making You Dumb, And Not Using It Won't Make You a Better Person
Three Cluttered Vacancies
I’m Going To Be a Renaissance Man, Pop!
Old Spock vs. New: Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy Faceoff In Extended Audi Ad
Smith Westerns - "Varsity" Official Video
May 07, 2013
The Soundtrack of Our Lives
The Flaming Lips Rediscover Their Experimental Roots
The Cough Syrup Man Reads About Old Poetry
The Blankness of Pop
The Pandas Are at the Gate
AT&T "Bigger Is Better" Commercial: Censored
LEGO
Breaking Bad
May 06, 2013
Why Director Michael Bay is Still a Hollywood Rock Star
No One Can Protect You From Embarrassment
Will Editors Ever Tire of Running "Hook Up" Stories
Martin O’Malley Seeks Name Recognition for 2016
10 Ways to Fail at Traveling In Ireland
Maker Vs. Marker: Street Fighter Animation Vs. A Guy's Hand
Micro Mayhem!
May 03, 2013
Boards of Canada's Cryptic New Album Promotion
A Taxi Driver's Search For Solace in West Shokan, New York
Three Querulous Dancefloor Rejects
"Two Chips" - An Animated Short
What Year Is It (58)?
Lost in the Supermarket
May 02, 2013
Robbie Alomar Deserved Election to Orioles' Hall of Fame
A Lucky Day at the Track and Things Are Looking Up
Slate's "Dear Prudence" Adjusts Your Question
Free Bradford Cox!
Stornoway - "The Bigger Picture" Official Video
90-Year-Old Woman Does Double Back Flip
May 01, 2013
Put It In Tune
Their Life Is Their Art
Baseball's Black Holes
Jen Kirkman Doesn't Want To Be Associated With Mothers
Reimagining Dragons For a New Era of Fantasy
Dove Real Beauty Parody: #Balls
MouthOff: You're So Sweet
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