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May 2009
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May 29, 2009
The Other Global Warming
It's all fun and games...
Missed Connections, Old Timey Style
Wikipedia bans Scientology
Normal is Relative
A Great Musician in His Own Right
Bill Maher meets M.I.A.
AutoTune the News... It Keeps Coming
Alright, that's pretty bad ass
Wait, what?
You Gonna Light That Pipe?
May 28, 2009
More Elizabethan verse than you can shake a stick at
What a Texan town can tell us about the health care crisis
The economics of comic books
Lomo Arigato... Oh God, that was the worst pun ever...
Introducing the Google Wave
Dan Simmons' Perfect Summer Read
Pixar's Great Leap Forward
On this day in 1910
I Defy Anyone to Translate This
Probably the greatest music video of all time
Well, that was easy...
Pretentious artsy art video
May 27, 2009
Better cash out
Burn Outs
21st Century Spin the Bottle
The new Socialism
The greatest swindle ever sold
INTERVIEW: Mount Righteous
This Beach Is Not A Metaphor
Got 2 Million and Change?
Wait for Me
Steve Martin?
Drop it, Drop it, Drop it
You're the one for me, Fatty
Werner Herzog Remakes The Bad Lieutenant
May 26, 2009
The Unlost Generation
Getting Distracted
Wow... Okay... Wow.
You've Gotta Start Young
In Defense of Cormac McCarthy
Let's put things in perspective
Nothing Is Delivered
Share The Responsibility
Return of the '80s Action Hero?
Old People Talk About Dan Deacon, Doves
R.I.P. Jay Bennett
UK Exports to the US
I'm not sure where this is going
In Real Life
The Amazing 3D Art of John Pugh
May 22, 2009
Cure for Cancer Found
Kerouac's Secret Fantasy Baseball Teams
The Portugal Project
How Fa(r)st Can You Go
Crazy French Copyright Law
Making Easy Look Difficult
A War On Drugs
How To Buy a Bike, Pt. II
Mel Gibson is... The Colonel
Sorry I'm Late
It's that time of year
How to not be such a dirty, dirty whore
Snatch Wars
The Pope: Now on Facebook
May 21, 2009
The Hipster Health Care Revolution
FMLTWIA
Everything is Alive
Oh, I see what you did there...
Hulu to Stream Dave Matthews Band
Obama's Judicial Gender Politics
"People Are Morons": An Interview With Michael Wolff
The Machines Win Again
Not Your Tween's High School Musical
Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
Okkervil River - "Lost Coastlines"
That's One Way to Spend a Night in London
Om Nom Nom Nom
Think Steve Jobs masturbates to this?
Fuck this dorm, It's on fire
May 20, 2009
The London Review of Books
The Rise of the Blipsters!
Girlfriend Experience
So... It was kind of like Jacob's Ladder?
Too Much Violence?
If Adam Lambert Doesn't Win...
How To Buy a Bike, Pt. I
Nobody Likes a Tourist
Wait... Dumb it Down for Me
All the Presidents' Newsmen
Who's Driving?
Let's go to art school!
Oh, that's where babies come from.
May 19, 2009
What makes for great writing?
We Built This City...
It costs a fortune to be poor
Young Frankenstein
He really is the nice guy in Hollywood
Neon Indian's Warped Summer Jams
Heavy Mettle
Ah, I love a good carnival
Put Your Home Number Out There
Yeah, but think how the zombie feels
CNN knows about you
Oh, God. He's going to kill her!
May 18, 2009
Oh, it's so ironic
For a good time, call...
Nielson lies
Gettin' It While the Gettin's Good
Exposing the Cabal
My Uncle's Legacy
Proof That Blogs Are The Future
Damon does McConaughey
Po-Ta-Toe!
Actual Retail Price
What Goes Around... Comes Around
Senor Coconut makes Daft Punk sound good
The Smartest Man in the World?
May 15, 2009
You Broke It!
How an Intern Stole NASA's Moon Rocks
Pipelineistan!
How a Media Frenzy Gets Started
Another year, another Pride Week, another round of lube wrestling
This Time, It Could Work
Jarvis Devolves
Sir Ian McKellen Tells You How to Change a Tire
An old man... a kite... somehow it's interesting
Internet, '69
Tono Tono
The Greatest Hat in the World
May 14, 2009
Ancient Venus Rewrites History Books
Reviewing the Review
The thrill is gone
There's something in the air
Pothole Possum Stew
Bacchanalia No More?
Assessing the Left
Oh, now I get it
How to Handle a FOX News Ambush
So... They're Nazi Zombies...
Grizzly Bear makes their European debut
"You know for 10 bucks, I can score us some crack"
Brad Neely Tells You How to Get It On
May 13, 2009
Setting the Record Straight
Truly the end of an era
Nick Cave tells all
The Anti-Feminism of Jezebel?
The new prison radio
Time To Quarantine Hollywood
Our Failing Academic-Industrial Complex
Jesse Ventura: Legalize marijuana, torture is bullshit, etc.
Heineken!?
The One Dollar Project
Brilliant MADD Ads
Amanda Palmer's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea High School Musical
May 12, 2009
Idaho Mayor Declares May Anti-Pornography Month
Q: Why am I giving my nine-year-old a marijuana cookie?
Bridging the Gap
Eat Local
A little of the good life I keep hearing about
Save The GOP
Know Your Movie Arithmetic
The Gladwell Method
Classic Album Covers
Now in Surround Sound
Old School Comedy
That looks ridiculously fun
Bill Nye: Always a Badass
Debbie Harry... Painted by Andy Warhol... On a Computer
May 11, 2009
The Beard Makes the Man
One Small Step (In 140 Characters or Less)
Dark and Brooding Men
...And Your Enemies Closer
Tom Waits: Bringing Mothers and Daughters Together
The ball is rolling
Facebook and The Life of Johnson
Stuff White People Like
Crass Commercialism? No Way!
Well this is awkward...
Animal Collective on Letterman
Gambling: just as addictive as... Coke? I guess?
Best or Worst Game Show of All Time?
I'm not sure you built that right
May 08, 2009
The Worst Product in the World
I left my heart in San Francisco
TIME's 100 Greatest Novels, 1923-2005
Oh, God no!
The Timeless Sexiness of the Book
Don't ruin the campaign
Better to Burn Out Than To Shill VWs
This Old French House
What If We
Need
Blogging?
How long can you go without sleep?
DHL Online Tracking
Old Man Guitar Wankery
Mmm... Meat Ship
The Intel Rock Stars
Call of Duty 4
May 07, 2009
How to (And How Not to) Write Poetry
A New Way to Get Your Nicotine Fix
Somewhere buried under the shores of California...
Facebook now a Nanny State
That's Why The Lady is a Tramp
Avant Garde Perfumes
The Yankees' Third Reich
The Amazing Screw-On Head, Pt. 1
The National on Jimmy Fallon
Really Gettin' Desperate Guys
Money Porn
The Flash Mob Craze Continues
May 06, 2009
Undergrad edits Wikipedia, Makes World Wide Media Look Like Fools
Toothpaste, vitamin E, maybe a vibrator
Burgers for Two
Ex-Wilco Guy Sues Current Wilco Guys
Live blogging American Idol
Recession Hit Formula: Mad Men
The Renaissance Man Out West
The Belgians Really Know Their Hot Sauce
Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
Cotton Jones: A guitar and a couple of sticks is all it takes
William Kentridge - Johannesburg
His jiggling is almost hypnotic
May 05, 2009
The Peculiar Grace of Early Submarines
Facebook's Porn Patrol
Turns out Gauguin's the crazy one
Ron Howard Goes After the Pope
100 Years Ago Today
INTERVIEW:
The Baltimore Sun
's Dan Rodricks
Bat for Lashes play Letterman, have to sit through really boring Letterman story first
MILFs! They're using the interwebs!
The Tallest Man on Earth: SXSW Edition
What in the love of...
Where Amazing Happens
He's really got that list down pat
May 04, 2009
Take your tips from Feynman
Deconstructing Jandek
The Aborted Sequel to Gladiator
Reconsidering Solaris
IBM Now Paying People to Buy their Products
MLB Takes Its Fans For Fools
The 40 Year Old Virgin of the NBA
The Revolution Will Barely Be Tweeted
Introducing: The EcoMobile
Ron's Dick... Minus Ron
Oh, so that's how they work
A Hippo in the House
Gotta Love the White Man's Burden
May 01, 2009
Mule-Fucker Wants Georgia to Secede
Disney Makes a Sweet Deal
Wait, that's not pate?
Not so fast there, hussy
Thats One Way to Make Money
Republicans Have to Start Owning the Green Movement
Dinosaur Jr., Jr.
Doc, Am I Going Bald?
What the hell is going on over there in Japan?
Official Arrested Development Documentary Trailer
Bizarre Mentalgassi head art
Ryland Bouchard, live in Paris
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