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April 2009
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April 30, 2009
Celebrating the Genius of the Golden Girls
Nabokov's Final (Unfinished) Novel Will Be Published
That's one way to get their attention
Telling pregnant women not to drink is sexist
Mr. T's on the Jury
"The Banks, Frankly They Own the Place."
If Scorsese Married Welles
Hard Times at the Smithsonian
INTERVIEW: Thomas Schaller
Beirut: Live at the Music Hall of Williamsburg
100 Days of Fair and Balanced
For anyone who still talks about the good ol' days of TV
Hmm, really said what we were all thinking there
Sonic Youth tells Jools Holland what they know
The lamest do-gooders in the world
April 29, 2009
Googling Yourself Just Got a Lot Easier
The Rise and Fall of High Fructose Corn Syrup
DisneyLand Soon To Be Fun Again
Sir Allen Stanford's alleged Ponzi scheme
Goodbye Transparency
Live From The Irony-Free Zone
The GOP Is Disappearing
Up-And-Comers
Well, isn't that just the nerdiest thing ever
The Most Amazing Animated Short You'll Ever See
I'm Gonna Grape You in the Mouth
Mark Vickroid's Cigar Box Guitars
White Men Can't Jump
April 28, 2009
Good News Everyone!
Wired's Weird Product Round-Up
Giving the Democrats a 60-Seat Filibuster Hold
Lord Be Praised
Frank Lloyd Wright, not as popular as he used to be
I bet you can't guess who's No. 1
The New First Date
The Quiet Epidemic
But I drew it for the party!
So we've known about that for a while now...
Matt Jones and Friends: A Secret Garden Show
Kevin Smith on his failed Superman Movie
Hijacking Illegal Billboards
How to fit 500GB on a single DVD
April 27, 2009
11 Years Ago Today: Koko Group Chats
The Medical Scare for this Week: Swine Flu
Flickr users make accidental maps
How to End the University as We Know It
I'm just not sure you're getting the hypocrisy here
Sufjan Stevens Ghetto Recording Techniques
No Artist Can Pick His Fans
Obama's Modest Progress on Cuba
Sales of Distraction
The Onion Really Outdoes Itself
Listen indie bands: you're getting way too cutesy for your own good.
Oh, so that's how you fail a breathalyzer
Alright, NASCAR sucks, but that was pretty awesome
What in the hell...
Delicious and Functional
April 26, 2009
Getting High With Thor
Steve Irwin: Total Badass
April 24, 2009
Bacon Sandwich, Your Best Friend in the Morning
Oh my God, it's taking over!
Che Guevara
Chocolate Bacon!
Spicing Up Your Dirty Talk
Same Techniques Used by the Soviets and the Chinese
Save Journalism and This Homeless Guy
Ban Smoking Bans
"Hi, I'm Mrs. Han Solo and I'm an Alcoholic"
Frisbee... It just got real.
Great Lake Swimmers doing the whole car ad thing
Like a bull in a chi -- Wait...
Oh God, make it stop
Somehow they made Silence of the Lambs more disturbing
April 23, 2009
The Dems: Party of Antiquated Copyright Laws
American Stonehenge
Escape from the Zombie Food Court
The Ideological Positions of an Anti-Ideologue
8 Reasons to Release a Follow-Up EP
"I Have Private Pain Every Day"
Find This Man a Job
A War, Just For Lulz
Subprime
Breathe Owl Breathe's "Boat"
You Took a Six Hour Donkey Ride to the Bottom of a Ditch! Fuck You Stupid!
Now, Fooling your Friends and Coworkers is Easier than Ever!
I'm just not sure you get it...
Corny One Liners: CSI Style
April 22, 2009
"We Thought We Were Being Progressive."
The Rarest Book in Erotic Fiction
Vigilante Internet Justice
Jane Harman, Our Favorite Hypocrite
Slime Molds: Smarter than you Think
Rejoicing With Jack Gilbert
Three-Dimensional Possibilities in a Two-Dimensional Industry
Earth Day's Birthday
Naked Through Times Square
He'll Make It Delicable
Alright, that's just straight-up amazing.
Cotton Jones: Live on KEXP
40 Years of PBS Means Tons of Free Shit Online
April 21, 2009
The Bush Years: Now for Huge Nerds
This is Thunderdome, People. Two Men Enter, One Man Leave.
mitaka201: YouTube Hero
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
The Pentagon... Not as secure as we thought
A small victory
Written By... Not Me
Trading Places
Ouch...
Cleveland!
One year of beard growing, walking
Guardian compiles videos of brutal police tactics at G20 Summit
Even as you sit at your computer, someone, somewhere is having sex in a Taco Bell bathroom
April 20, 2009
"Here's my iPod on shuffle, and here's my movie."
Kiss the Good Ol' Days of Freakish Animal-Human Hybrids Goodbye
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
"An alcohol bath to the limbs brought sleep for an hour..."
Oh mother of God, shoot me in the face right now...
Many questions come to mind. "Why?" is probably the first one.
"In this study, white people were the most enthusiastic masturbators."
Baltimore's Brewer's Art leads Esquire's completely worthless list of Best Bars
Despite the Recession, American Society Will Not Slow Down
A Salty Salute
David Lynch joins forces with Moby
Diamond District In The Ruff
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Good God... Children's TV is terrifying
Man Man takes over Paris
Dude...
TV on the Radio take it to Leno
April 17, 2009
Congratulations Ashton Kutcher. First Twitter User with more than a Million Followers
DNA, not as simple as we thought
Obama has a vision for a high-speed train network
45 Years Ago Today: The Ford Mustang
John Waters sets the record straight
Baltimore: A Mob of Coincidences on Tax Day
Mr. Wrong: Kill Tax
Eight Days With Iris, pt. 5
Record Store Day is Upon Us
Really, it's just not the same
Bright Eyes and the Mystic Valley Band Documentary, Free Online
"Oh, shit. Did I just touch that with my elbow?"
Ever been this drunk?
April 16, 2009
Total Recall
Larry David is the New... Diane Keaton?
"Sir, I'm afraid your Ass will require an additional seat."
BOOM! John Madden retires
Marblecake, Also the Game
George Will really hates jeans. A lot.
What's The Deal With Those Blog Things?
Getting Suckered in L.A.
Eight Days With Iris, pt. 4
Neko Case live on Letterman
Sounds like he's speaking from experience
Remember Lincoln Logs?
Oh, so that's what it's all about
No, but really, we're taking this VERY seriously
This Lady has no respect for the PoPo
April 15, 2009
Dispatches from the South Pole
The Late Age of Print
The Great Dirty Sanchez-In of 2010
Is the time right for a new advertising blitz?
More John Ashbery Criticism Than You Can Shake a Stick At
More Pirates? Really? More of them?
Don't Fight Interracial Relationships
Eight Days With Iris, pt. 3
I Love The 80s:
The Informers
and
Adventureland
Richard Dawkins is a BADASS
Okay, a cute couple... a car for some reason... WTF, LeatherChrissy?
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Take Over New York
Shaq gets pranked
How to Build a Brain in a Computer Chip, Vol. 1
April 14, 2009
Can Cuba Handle all the Tourists?
Tough Week For Psychotic Musical Visionaries
When You Like 'Em Really, Really Depressing
Emotional stimulus
Adventures in Overshare
Tom Leonard goes out of his way to be ignored by J.D. Salinger
In 10 Years, How to Power the Whole Country with Renewable Energy
Eight Days With Iris, pt. 2
I Coulda Been a Ringtone
Townes Van Zandt Documentary Posted Online
Just Like Al Green. Not a Bad Way to Do It.
A Flamethrower You Say?
Oh, dear.
Hope You're Insured
Vincent Moon loves close-ups
April 13, 2009
The Right's Twitter
A Question For You Hip Hop Heads
The trouble with facts
The right stuff
Orioles Fans Should Celebrate While They Can
The Decemberists to do Battle with Stephen Colbert... Again
Boss Gets Into Groove After 3rd Round of Layoffs
The Media's Never-Ending Funeral
The Un-Romance Language
Eight Days With Iris
Your Easter has been shamed
Before there was Michael Bay
Outside looking in
The Art of Lost Luggage
Franz Ferdinand Enjoys Bad Britney Spears Covers
Playing the Guitar...
April 10, 2009
The future of sex
Pay-to-blog politics
Thrashing their way to the sidelines
Powers of repulsion
From way up there
Lacrosse's Westward Expansion Hits a Snag
Someone Save This Man's Life
Go with what worked before
Scary high school geniuses
The way we live
An old friend returns
PC hits back. Hard.
April 09, 2009
Sad state
Lawyerly theater
Where are all the biopics of conservatives?
Getting it done
National Review, then and now
Vanity Fair goes to Brooklyn
Numero Comes Alive!
INTERVIEW: Clue to Kalo
Better Off "Fred"
The sculpture of Kris Kuski
Art in the park
Last after last after last supper
The way it was
Why not?
Urban Outfitters is salivating
April 08, 2009
Hip hop: Doesn't respect men, either
The polite BMW
Ebert throws down
Substantive style, and vice versa
You are what you eat
Where the pundits at?
So that's what happens if you cry wolf
The Magical World of Cheap Cologne
WEIRD SOUNDS: Staff Benda Bilili
The Truthiness of Political Polling
"The Lost Tribes of New York City"
Who knew they had it in them?
Blending in
"We're talking about serious issues here."
Beautiful
Another thing about sexy pirates…
April 07, 2009
Things of the near past
The embarrassed exhibitionists
Dr. Torture
Because you still need this
Speaking out against extremism
Who didn't see this one coming?
The moral psychology of David Brooks
Give Me Back My Baseball Innocence
Top Chef
is Truly Reality TV
Meta grafitti
Faces of the recession
A PSA to scare five years off your life
Really?
So that's where it is.
Good news for Rob Horning?
An unlikely crossing of genres
April 06, 2009
Rooting for the guy who never won
Walk this way, talk another
Muerte el voice mail
The sultan of suave
The New Humanism
Rewriting the music industry
Blogging of the highest kind
Opening Day: Time For Meaningless Predictions
Mr. Wrong: The Peanut Gallery
Get Off Madonna's Cock
Harmonic nonsense
A good "what if?"
A little heavy-handed
How Could This Go Wrong?
How the Internet works
Dylan still bringin' it
Useful
April 03, 2009
From one genius to the next
The new mommies
Green with unintended consequences
Passive drinking shmassive drinking
The end of the music album…
A.J. Liebling Saw This Coming
Keep Your Porn Off My Taxes
Face of the enemy
Let's go with the wedge
Slouching towards bionic Bethlehem
Glory
Soulful spring
April 02, 2009
Google's "Manhattan Project"
The argument for beer in the morning
Living for the high
Brew it till it's tar
Deep intrigue
A good yarn
The Myth of Democratic Defense Cuts
INTERVIEW: Lunar Disko
Let the Immigrants In
The GOP's Empty Vessel
A viral wrapped in an advertisement inside …another viral?
Hindsight
"What's the Weather Like Up Your Own Ass?"
For the love of the cover
Keira Knighley's domestic violence spot
The new Yankee Stadium, complete with awkward stains
Old, but amazing
April 01, 2009
Falling on the sword
Regional delicacies
Excited masses
Fat trimming
Facebook: grinding to a halt?
Are you there God? It's me, Ko[r]n.
Out from the corner
Make Us Look Pretty
Con-Artists in Love: Sound Familiar?
What's Dick Cheney Up To?
April 1st comes out swinging
RIP Nicolas Cage
Tomorrow, today
Kontraception
Gmail on autopilot
Earn your dimes where you can
The
NYT
evolves
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