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March 2016
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March 31, 2016
Given Out of Her Poverty
Michigan Football Coach Jim Harbaugh Is a Predator
Hamilton! You Racist Bum!
The Greatest Pulp Fiction Authors
Daily Beast
Says Madonna’s Stable, You’re Sexist
Self-Serious Sensitive White Dudes
Sisters of the Valley
March 30, 2016
Make Love, Not War
I Run With Shaheed and the Brother Abstract
So Many Doomsdays
Is Ubiquity Necessary for Relevancy?
Weehawken, the Village’s Shortest Street
Parquet Courts are Post-Punk Puppets
Paleocon Diary (#6)
The Couple
Bring on the 162
Every Meal in
Wuthering Heights
Ranked in Order of Sadness
March 29, 2016
Where Is the SAD?
Three Easter Bunnies
The Day the 90s Died
Utilitarianism, We Adore Thee
Second Season of
Daredevil
Not As Intriguing
Counter Culture
’s Subversive Reality Show
Disturbed Covers "The Sound of Silence" on
Conan
March 28, 2016
Ten Resurrected Philosophies
What Dads Will Do For Their Kids
Batman Hates Superman
Podcast Host Pashman Humbled for Being Flippant About Korean Food
Kristof Is Last Big Thinker to Apologize for Missing Trump Appeal
So You Need a Wedding Playlist?
Trump’s a Caricature but Cruz is a Mountebank
Coffee, Biscuits, and Hellfire
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 84 - R.M. O'Brien
March 26, 2016
Essentially Zero
My Life With David Bowie
March 25, 2016
Batman v Superman
Is a Disaster
Fun v. Fascist
Reflections on Good Friday
He Should Mackle Less
Disappointed By a Role Model
God Will Know His Own
Pictures of You (#31)
March 24, 2016
90 Minutes of Killing Bad Guys
16 Over 21
Donald Trump Said the Greatest Thing He Ever Said
Disillusiocrats and Reprehensicans
Help! I Need a Wedding Playlist
A Privileged
Cast of Characters
Pro Tennis Faces Challenges in 2016
Green Day Crippled Punk Fascism
Hitman
: Puddle Pile
March 23, 2016
The Incredible Hassle of Puppy Adoptions
Watercolors, Misted
A Life Surrounded By Books
I, A.I.
A Look Around the New York Transit Museum
Nimona Won't Be Contained in Your Female Hero Tropes
Paleocon Diary (#5)
March 22, 2016
Why Salon Deals on Groupon Are a Bad Idea
Here's to the Best Roommates
Health Problems
Donald Trump as an Energy Drink
On Garland, George Will Right for Wrong Reasons
The Basis of Authoritarianism
The Awfulness of Ezra Klein, Explained
Uneasiness with the Revamped Red Sox Nation
Measuring and Understanding Dance
March 21, 2016
Mining Spring Training “News” for Baseball Wisdom
George Strait's Best Album Turns 25
She'll Try to Civilize Me
Put Terrence Malick Out of His Misery
Great Men vs. Good Guys
GOP Strategy on Merrick Garland is Risky
Beware Fake Sea Glass
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 83 - Ceschi Ramos
March 19, 2016
We Have to Eat When We Can Each Day
Rebounding Ravens Jump Into Free Agency
March 18, 2016
VR Affairs
U.S. vs. Dem
Baltimore’s Belvedere Square Has Become a
Portlandia
Set
Hugh Hewitt Didn’t Predict an Open Convention
Emojinal Rescue
Being Pretty
You Can't Be Neutral
Different Rules Apply When Traveling Abroad
Pictures of You (#30)
March 17, 2016
University of Maryland’s Terps Underachieve
Brick by Brick
Energy Drinks and Arpeggios
Drunk Conservatives
French Comic Industry Brouhaha
A Tale of Two Weed Dealers
Young Republican Scum
March 16, 2016
Hillary Clinton and the Status Quo
Sugar Hill Sojourn
GOP, Maybe You’d Better Say Trump Won
Barnes and Noble Fails on Customer Service
Paleocon Diary (#4)
Awkward Metal Band Photos
March 15, 2016
Kicked in Their Contrarian Asses
Three Lye-Caked Hair Flips
Think Fast, Ideologue!
Vacant Finance Porn
Symphony of the City
Florida Spring Training Rules
Celebs on Sandwiches
March 14, 2016
Where No Conspiracy Has Gone Before
10 Cloverfield Lane
a Disappointing Follow-Up to Brilliant Original
On the Brink in Florida
The Illusory Patriarchalism of “Sk8er Boi”
Tin Pundits and Herr Drumpf Is Coming
Black Matriarchy Driving Force in Baltimore’s Mayoral Primary
How to Write When You’re Not Writing
Why Does Everyone Hate Camille Paglia?
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 82 - CX KidtroniK
March 12, 2016
Even If It’s Not Happening
March 11, 2016
Trump and the Limits of “Anti-PC”
Lilly Wachowski and Transmisogyny
Knight of Cups
Is More Fuzziness From Malick
Ideologies’ Eulogies
Tactical Shifts
The Hopelessness of Equality
Kneel Before Trump, You GOP Debaters
Pictures of You (#29)
March 10, 2016
Pedro Alvarez Joins Homer-Happy Orioles
Now I Love the Way It Feels
Wretched Refuse
Getting Busy to Guerilla Goop
Travesty Of Justice In Afghanistan
Hackers Are the New Pickpockets
Paleocon Diary (#3)
Syrian Refugees and Furries in Vancouver
March 09, 2016
The Whirr That Refreshes
Who Are Those Guys in Madison Square Park?
Brian Beutler Must Learn the New Enemy
Vox Article Falsely Rips Prominent Critic of Islam
More Than Just Darkness
#TheTriggering
Real Life
Hitman
March 08, 2016
Murdoch Muddies the Waters
Lies Around the World
The Logic of Capitalism
The Cult of Chill
Paleocon Diary (#2)
March 07, 2016
Bernie Sanders Should Endorse Kim Foxx for Cook County DA
A Confederacy of “Done With This”
Afghanistan to the 7/11 Bargain Bin
Clues to Trump’s Appeal in 1982 Springsteen Song
Today’s Political News Cycle Is About Two Minutes
When I’m 50
Paleocon Diary (#1)
Splice Presents: Height Zone World Ep. 81 - Height Spinning Tunes
March 05, 2016
And Then I Simply Make Someone an Offer
March 04, 2016
Republicans Can’t Get Along
Into the Jungle
Romney vs. Trump
Zootopia
Is Another Disney Triumph
Trump and Poor Rubio After the Show
Dealing With Bathroom Bills
“Family”
Kingfish
What Is
Raoul_DVD
?
Pictures of You (#28)
March 03, 2016
Homeless Again, Homeless Again
Tomorrow Is the Question
Militant Misanthropy of Trump’s March Across America
Dealing With Defeat
Talia Jane and Stefanie and the Other One
Inaugural Shot at Bluejack National Is a Hole-in-One
March 02, 2016
How to Get to the Little Red Lighthouse
The Girl and the Sandwich
Now Trump vs. Clinton
An NBA Inventory
Conservative Students are Screwed at Most Colleges
Wintergatan Marble Machine
March 01, 2016
Future Blips, Yesterday
After Dexter Fowler Foul-Up, Orioles Still Need an Outfielder
My Dream About Ted Cruz and the Candyland Train
Sanders Should Quit
Notes from a Series of Stock Photo Shoots
Marvel Comics and the Genius That Wasn’t
Twelve States, Twelve Primary Thoughts
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