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December 2013
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December 31, 2013
A Review of Amy Adams’ Tits
Let's Self-Destruct
Bulletin: American Society Is Coarser Today
Being Weird Isn't That Great
Crushed
Banana Art by Jun Gil Park
80s Commercials Montage
Disclosure - "Voices" Official Video, With Sasha Keable
December 30, 2013
The Jig Is Up, Everybody Knows What's Going On
Roc Marciano's Golden Age Hip Hop
Guy Clark's Album of a Lifetime
Five Reasons Not to Make New Year’s Resolutions
Baltimorese is Deader Than a Pterodactyl
Gou Miyagi's Skateboard Dance
McDonald's Japan Unveils "American Vintage" Menu
José González - “Stay Alive” Official Video
December 28, 2013
A Cozy Allegory in a Cozy Mystery
December 27, 2013
Clichés and Heartbreak
Mostly Factual Predictions For 2014
Scorsese's Late Period Masterpiece
The Fatty Arbuckle Scandal
How Comic Books Saved My Life
What Year Is It (#92)?
December 26, 2013
There's Still Plenty of Mystery
Let it Snow in Upstate New York
Was Justine Sacco the Victim of Bullying?
Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl Fever
The Secret of Neil Gaiman
The
Blade Runner
Holiday Special
Yuck - "Somewhere" Official Video
December 25, 2013
In Any Moment
December 24, 2013
Ximena Borges' Funky Take on Christmas Standards
The Fuzzy and Hypnotizing
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Night I Shoved a Homeless Man
Pajama Boy and Anti-Semitism
Guy Laramée - "Adieu"
December 23, 2013
Remembrance of Bleeps Past
Yoga Has Moved West and That's Just Fine
Remembering Ned Vizzini (1981-2013)
Maryland's Healthcare Program Has Crashed and Burned
The Innocence of the Rainbow Loom
Lily Allen Plays With Chris Martin at Under 1 Roof Benefit
December 21, 2013
The 2013 Splice Today Music Poll
December 20, 2013
Winter Wonderland or Ski Demons?
Steve Buscemi's Top 10 Movie Deaths
Thanks for the Heads Up
Don’t Call Him An Outlaw
Watch Lana Del Rey's
Tropico
Short Film
What Year Is It (#91)?
December 19, 2013
Progressives for Polygamy
Who Can Figure Out KC's Dayton Moore?
The Dance of Young Hearts
Damn the Whoppers
The Last Christmas Pageant
The History and Future of Everything: Time
December 18, 2013
Santa Is Turf and So Is Jesus, But Penguins Are Magic
Finally, the Orioles Show Some Life
The Chamber Pot Leader
The Mean Old Lizard Who Lived in a Villa
Ghosts of Christmas Past Are Welcome
Nineteen
Tell Them My Name's Frank
More Than Many Sparrows
Metronomy - "I'm Aquarius" Official Video
December 17, 2013
The Problem With "Rapey"
Window Tinting Laws and American Fascism
Three Steps To Successful Nettwerking
Numbers on the Board
Confessions of a Disillusioned College Instructor
The 2013 Hollywood Black List
Explosive Christmas Tree Made of Detonation Cord
December 16, 2013
I Envision Everything
Guided by Hockey Voices
You Can't Fix Schools by Fixing Schools
Don’t Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be Fox News Anchors
Judging Splice Today’s Writing Contest
Remembering Political Consultant Joseph Napolitan
Wampire - "Giants" Official Video
The Butcher
December 14, 2013
Five Reasons Pop Stars Stay Relevant
December 13, 2013
Dear Santa Baby
Sanctimony, South Africa and a Woman Named Cheney
Macabre, Hilarious and Sobering
Smoochy Lives!
The Sad Life and Death of Elliott Smith
Jimi Hendrix in His Own Words
House of Cards
Season 2 Trailer
What Year Is It (#90)?
December 12, 2013
Angels Win Big With Trumbo Deal
Chart-Toppers and Underground Releases: 2013's Best of the Best
Which Christmas Misfit Are You?
Island Life
Cibo Matto - "MFN" Official Video
Fred Armisen Tells a Boring Story
Splice Today Contest Winners Announced Tomorrow
December 11, 2013
‘Tis the Season of Sugar
Minor Electro-Pop Perfection
Bartolo Colon Makes Sense for the Orioles
The Wise Judge Explains Men to His Daughter
America's Incarceration Binge Is Over
I Forgot My Phone
16-Year-Old Sounds Just Like Elvis
December 10, 2013
Superheroes Are About Fascism
My Pot Punditry Problem
Our Baby Skin
Andrea Bocelli as Andrea Bocelli
Sonically Great, Socially Boring
Hazy Shades of Winter
Five Minutes of Cars Piling Up on a Snowy Wisconsin Highway
Ten Fake
Simpsons
Movies Get Real Promo Posters
The Tumba Ping Pong Show Ups the Stakes
December 09, 2013
Something Like Puppy Love
The Unexplained and the Mundane
MLB's Winter Meetings Are Wretched
Heather Mizeur’s Quixotic Cry for Campaign Reform
Girl, 12
In Dreams
Angel Olson - "Forgiven/Forgotten" Official Video
"I Don't Know You (Need You)"
December 07, 2013
When Will
The Walking Dead
Be More Than Mediocre?
The Day I Didn't See Nelson Mandela
December 06, 2013
Strange & Wonderful Things About Flying Around the World
Yes, Goddammit, There is a Santa Claus
Please Please Live Tweet Me
Republicans, Politico and the Ladies
Every Briefcase Tells a Story
Meet Your First Black Girlfriend
What Year Is It (#89)?
December 05, 2013
The Auction Block for Jeff Samardzija
The Iraq War and Andrew Sullivan
Great White: Alpha Dog of the Sea
The Boat People
The Canyons
Lets You Know Other People Are Horrible
Paperboy 3: The Hard Way
Katniss Everdeen Kills Everything
December 04, 2013
The Orioles Can't Play in the Offseason
Three Instrumental Reveries
American Civil Religion and Parish Exemption
Joey Baron's Just Listen Squats at Avant-Jazz's Dead End
A Nipple for
The New York Times
Dadholes
Narco Cultura
- Official Trailer
December 03, 2013
Whatever Happened to Manners?
Is Cursive Handwriting Dead?
Long Live Animal Collective
Suddenly, Next Summer
Bret and Kanye, Sittin' in a Tree
Splice Today Writing Contest: Update
Aaron Paul's 2012 Armageddon Prank
Tim's Vermeer
December 02, 2013
Oh, Enormously
Misunderstanding The Everly Brothers
Stand Tall for Walmart
Most Marylanders Don’t Mind High Taxes
Funny Blogs, Funny Books
YouTube Comment Reconstruction #1
The Hidden Cameras - "Gay Goth Scene" Official Video
December 01, 2013
The Debut Hit Single from Ancient Greece's Rap Sensation
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