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December 2012
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December 31, 2012
It's Not You, It's Not Me, It's Us
Top 10 Hip Hop Albums 2012
Granny Panties
It’s No Time for an Obama Compromise
Ross Douthat: A Journalist Writing for Journalists
2012 In 4 Minutes
Michael van Gerwen's Nine-Dart Finish, With 17 Perfect Darts
December 28, 2012
I'm Dear Abby, For Fuck's Sake
Lee Montgomery, Life of an Actor
Reasons Why I Just Unfriended You On Facebook
Top Three Movies of 2012
Your Guide to the High Life: A Saturday Night at Home
Best News Bloopers of 2012
Free Energy - "Dance All Night" Official Video
What Year Is It (40)?
December 27, 2012
Updating Barnwell's Trade Value Rankings
Ask a Comments Thread at a Highbrow Comic Books Blog
Yeah, Okay, Whatever
Just Go See Les Miserables
Manhattan's Avenues of Broken Lights
The Best of Keith Apicary
Afghanistan's Girl Skaters
December 26, 2012
Nothing Remains Static, Ever
Even a Mediocre Judd Apatow Movie Has Its Moments
This Is Not Some Sort of Poetry Music
Sketching the Future of Comics
Yo La Tengo - "Ohm" Official Video
Aggressive Caroling: The Compilation
December 24, 2012
The Open Road
Barley High
A Very, Very Weird Time in Baseball
What's Your Favorite Christmas Song?
NRA Conversation: Antidote to Action
Sam Acho Makes Some Kid's Christmas
December 22, 2012
Jesus Would Not Have Blamed Children For Being Shot
December 21, 2012
The Transcendent Absurdity of R. Kelly
A True Story About Men and Women
Power Rangers/Pacific Rim Mashup Trailer
Frightened Rabbit - "The Woodpile" Official Video
What Year Is It (39)?
December 20, 2012
Green Christmas: Buy a Bulb Tree
New Year's Resolutions
Drawing Dangerous Assumptions From the Baltimore Orioles' Quiet Winter
On Trespassing, Sea Glass and Madness
Roc Marciano - "76" Official Video
Are You a Spiritual Wanker?
December 19, 2012
The Media's Bizarre Amorality Helps No One
The Screenwriter
Health More Important Than Home Field For Playoff-Bound Ravens
The 2012 Splice Today Albums Poll
Ask a Right-Wing Gun Nut
Mistletoe Kissing Prank
Emmy the Great & Tim Wheeler (Ash) - "Zombie Christmas" Official Video
December 18, 2012
The Stinky Stuff is Now Mere Nostalgia
Get Out and Stay Out!
The Fat Bald Guy and Me in Writing Class
Tolkien's The Hobbit as Children's Literature
Cards Against Humanity and the Pay-What-You-Want Model
Crowdsourced Cinema
December 17, 2012
Betting Against RG3
Homeland's Second Season is Mixed Up and Confused
The Orioles Aren't Likely To Be Lucky Again in 2013
Gifts That Will Never Be Opened
Comptroller: The Best Job in Maryland
Esben and the Witch - "Deathwaltz" Official Video
Writers No One Reads
December 14, 2012
Are You Metal Enough?
The War on the Non-White, Non-Status Quo
Why Are We Afraid Of Homeless People?
Daniel Radcliffe Responds to His Own Fan Fiction
What Year Is It (38)?
December 13, 2012
A Few Rules For My Funeral
The Horrifying Sight of Aging and Wealthy Rock Stars
A Muddled History of Marvel Comics
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Six Famous Thought Experiments, As 60-Second Animations
Voting Opens on Bioshock Covers
December 12, 2012
Ravens Fans Bid Good Riddance To Longtime Scapegoat Cam Cameron
It's Time To Forget Mr. Robinson
What You Just Said
Total Recall: A Miserable 1985 Baltimore Day
Why People Can't Stand Americans Abroad
Rock and the New Man
Gotham, On Your Feet
Showtime's First Look at Two New Shows
Holiday Mixtape From Post Typography
December 11, 2012
And Now, What's Trending?
Lay Off the Kansas City Royals
Me, Politics and the Internet: 10 Years Shot to Hell
A Gentler Anti-Semitism
I Love Teaching. And I Quit.
TOY - "Make It Mine" Official Video
December 10, 2012
Oneida's Unintelligible Design
Boston's Puzzling Offseason Moves
Redskins Are Magic, But Still Need Griffin
Meeting Steinbeck
“Lobbyist” Isn’t Always an Evil Word
The Killers - "I Feel It In My Bones" ft. Ryan Pardey
Finally Someone Explains How To Make A Baby
December 07, 2012
MLB's Winter Meetings Reveals Bizarro AL East
Seven Ways Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 Advertisement Might Have Been Improved
All Too Flat and Loud
Hey, 2005? Your Meme Is Calling
Stephen Malkmus Pays Tribute To Can's Ege Bamyasi
What Year Is It (37)?
December 06, 2012
Make the Attention Stop!
I Stand Accused! Hateful and Ignorant!
Quite Possibly the Worst Film Ever Made
The Unintentional Martha Stewart Christmas
A Young Gordon Ramsay As Sous-Chef
Star Trek Into Darkness: Official Teaser
December 05, 2012
I Wish Conservatives Could Communicate Like Jihadists
Fantasy Football Playoff Saviors
Smaller-Than-Life Soul
The Girl in the Gay T-Shirt
Neil's Puppet Dreams: With Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion
Look at this Instagram (Nickelback Parody)
December 04, 2012
It's A Clear Prescription For Disaster
The Polarities We Live By
The Most Underappreciated Film of the Year
Cabela’s Testosterone-Retail Mindfuck
Is a Baseball Financial Correction on the Horizon?
The Disappearing Pig
Twitter: The Comic
Yellow Ostrich - "Ghost" Official Video
December 03, 2012
Ladies, My Body Is On Fire!
The Constitution Is Pushing Us Over the Fiscal Cliff
Crystal Castles Talks About Breaking Through, Only Sort of Makes It Work
Remembering Ron Smith One Year After His Death
Hot Chip - "Don't Deny Your Heart" Official Video
The Things They Cannot Say
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