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December 2009
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December 31, 2009
Hands down, worse movie of the decade? Crash
Lighten Up, Please
Stoic cat will not back down
December 30, 2009
Life for an ALS patient
101 new uses for everyday things
Digital Death
Times Square to Art Square
30 freakiest ads and PSAs of 2009
What’s So Wrong With Jersey Shore?
"But did you hear…?"
Goodbye to Some of That
On the Set
Dr. Brule reports from wine country
I think this cat is on ecstasy
Know your meme: 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt
Dan Savage on how to hold on to that relationship
December 29, 2009
No bomb, just some stomach problems
He put the Mac in Mackintosh
Best Sports Quotes 2009
How to destroy the book
Looking back at the Digital Decade
Stunt-Stifled Cheer
Art Imitates Life Imitates the Almighty
I'll Have a Reuben With That
The many uses of green screen
The Annotated Weekender
ReasonTV: Worst Decade Ever?
Just an average day in Philadelphia
The Allen Ginsberg vinyl figurine
December 28, 2009
2009's sexiest geeks
What's with all the dragon fucking?
Hear that Tucker Carlson?
Monster mummies of Japan
Re-examining gay America
Saving lives, anyway possible
On Christmases Past
Where Have All the Boy Scouts Gone?
Slotzntracks: As American as Money
Whoopsies? Someone doesn't have snow tires
The Daily Show presents: The Decade in Review
Maybe this'll brighten your Monday morning
The Antlers do a take away show
I'll be honest, that just doesn't seem safe
RIP: A Remix Manifesto
December 25, 2009
In 1944, an American soldier plays Saint Nick
A very, uh... let's say Merry Christmas from Tom Waits
RIP Vic Chesnutt
December 24, 2009
It's a Christmas miracle everybody...
Drowning in Disney
The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York live
END OF VEND
December 23, 2009
Duke Nukem Forever not so forever
Sweden's Christmas Eve Donald Duck festish
Skinny indie dude vs. other skinny indie dude
Mexico City legalizes gay marriage
Top ten worst things about the Bush decade
No Homicide for the Holidays
The Buck Stops With Us
Just run away from your problems
Phoenix - "1901"
The Terrible Thing of Alpha 9
Darth Vader rings the opening bell on Wall Street
A young Zach Galifianakis interviews Bradley Cooper
December 22, 2009
Best literary feuds of the 00s
Donald Barthelme's syllabus
Traveling in deep space
Definitely, definitely not wearing any underwear
The messiness of real science
The story of Richard Kirkland: just a big crock?
Avatar Skimps on Story for Spectacle
How the Feminist Stole Christmas
Christopher Lee is really into the Time Warp
Biggest vagina known to man... HUGE!
Larry Flynt vs. Jerry Falwell
Cutest Christmas Story ever
Google waves goodbye to 2009
Noam Chomsky doing what he does best
December 21, 2009
The life and death of Brittany Murphy
And what's the deal with Fembots?
2009 in Media Error
The world's most notorious wildlife dealer
The coquito challenge
Money Walks
How Strange Is Now: An Oddball Look at 2009
HP computers are racist
Stuck in snow? Hmm... that's not the way to do that
A little more police overreaction for you
Gene Kelly tap dances on roller skates
Space Age
December 19, 2009
How to make a cool $1 billion
Wait, wait a minute... enhance that image
Holiday greetings from London
December 18, 2009
Rage Against the Machine still leading UK Christmas song
Legendary sci-fi screenwriter Dan O'Bannon passes away at age of 63
The lost art of haggling
Virtual Suicide
The soul of an oilman
God Among Us
Homeless dude covers Radiohead's Creep
Pomplamoose - Always in the Season
When I say Earl Grey, you say Yes Please
Directors Roundtable: Quentin Tarantino, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, and more talk to THR.com
Most badass house of all time
December 17, 2009
Why are northern Europeans so white?
Rock Her World
by Seymour Butts: Worst book of all time?
Ladies, it's not for eating
Kinkos refuses to print Christmas cards
Shenandoah, PA top cop charged by FBI in hate crime cover up
For all you math and comp sci nerds
INTERVIEW: Noble Lake
10 Things I Hate About EU
Stop motion matchbox car chase
Again, so we're all clear on this, you put the flaming shot out before you take it
Maria Bamford's One-Hour Homemade Christmas Special!
Imagine: 5 of the top voice-over artists in the country, all in one car...
Robots destroy Montevideo in
Panic Attack!
Just killing time on the job
December 16, 2009
Well I know I have a final today, I just don't know where... or in what...
Digital death, a gamer's remembrance
Velvet Underground's sorta kinda reunion show
Doesn't this say something... about something?
RIP Bob Waldmire
Alice in Wonderland and algebra
The Writing on the Wall
From the Peer Review Files
British Playboy bunnies get trained, circa 1966
Upside downy face
Dick and Ricky Hoyt: the inspirational story of a father-son Ironman team
Man, Europe has us beat in so many ways
Someone didn't like
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Sand castle explosions backwards
December 15, 2009
PIXAR technology allowing biologists to simulate cellular molecular interaction
The death of the public option
LeBron James, french fries thief
Trying to track down a recent terror detainee
We can rebuild him: fatter, slower...
The Rock Princess and the Pop Rebel
Dockers and Dicks
Boston.com's 2009 in photos
You think your fetish is weird? Check out some Car Stuck Girls
Jesus! You crazy Canadian bastards
Feature-length fan-made Zelda movie
This is why I don't date
The life and work of Sir Edward Evans-Pritchard
December 14, 2009
North Dakota not exactly a bastion of personal freedom
The evolution of friendship
It's a man's world
Blogging just got pricey
Evidence of a lost Amazonian civilization discovered
The people who ruined the decade
The Boom and Bust of ACORN
Defying the Recession: From Lawyer to Fulltime Baseball Blogger
I never thought I'd say this but, that's a pretty badass clock
Comedian Paul Scheer's Lost-inspired art
Bradford Cox (Deerhunter, Atlas Sound) posts Deerhunter's 2005 album,
Carve Your Initials Into the Walls of the Night
, for free download
This holiday season: buy something for the huge nerd out there
Conjunction Junction
The self-assembling GSXR
December 11, 2009
There's no crying! There's no crying in whorehouses!
A sad day for the Tigers?
Confessions of an NBA scorekeeper
The leaning tower of South Padre island
The papers of Edward Alleyn
Finally, someone has figured out how to perfectly slice a pizza
Nothing Comes from Nothing
Growing Up Is Real
Morrissey: "Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice"
Arj Barker's Sickest Buddha
There's nothing wrong with waffle sex
Not quite Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain but still... not bad
Google CEO on digital privacy
1 hour, 506 sex tips
December 10, 2009
Famous Monsters of Filmland to be resurrected
Gamerscore addiction
The demise of the Fourth Estate
Pregnant teen left off basketball court
Justice comes to Vernon, CA
A River of Shit
What’s “Clark Kent” in Yiddish?
No Reform For Old Men
New Times Viking - "Born Again Revisited"
Tips for Single Ladies
The everyday detail of things
Quentin Tarantino makes TV commercial debut
Manhattan bridge is looking a little... shaky
December 09, 2009
What do philosophers really think?
Lessons on Settling from The Office
Plot holes in the Dark Knight
The gift that keeps on taking away
McDonald's healthier than your school cafeteria
Kids, You Need Some Faster Glass
Welcome to Moldova
Street Magic with Gavin McInnes
But where do I find 3 Penis Wine?
I'm not sure why you would do this, but these guys did
I'll Be Gone: The latest music video from Rimantas Lukavicius
Eugene Mirman, Maxim Magazine certified sexpert
December 08, 2009
KISS doesn't really care what you think
Jonah Goldberg and "the tyranny of cliches"
ACORN report finds no illegal conduct
NC bars atheists from holding public office
The Comte de Fortsas: the literary collector who never existed
All or Nothing
A Detroit-less Recovery
Winter Trends
It's like extreme skating... with training wheels.
Vitas from Russia
1000 Years Ago: The Beatles changed everything
Greatest music video ever? Yeah, probably
Ed Schrader wishes you a Merry Christmas... sort of
December 07, 2009
Romania and economic freedom
40 years ago: Black Panther leader Fred Hampton assassinated
You're cool, you're cool, you suck, you really suck, don't know you...
Obama's first year in review
Tea Party tops GOP on polls
World's first commercial manned spacecraft
The Last Obama-Bedazzled Political Pundit
Baltimore's Likely New Mayor No Prize
Biblical Concepts
RIP Jack Rose
Late for work?
No shark tank? Eh, fuck it, we'll do it live
Adam explains to 1780s guy
Buy Me That presents: Food Ad Tricks
Burgess, McDowell, and Everson discuss A Clockwork Orange
December 04, 2009
But it's endangered...
The Swiss Double-Down On Intolerance
Cops can be real dumb
The tragic story of Hope Witsell
Ben Bernanke out to get Social Security
Lo-Fi Survives the Rise of Bells and Whistles
I Think I Have the Black Lung
Edifice Wrecks
Do not watch high... do not watch high...
Spike Jonze's IKEA commercial
The evolution of the hipster
December 03, 2009
The Tar Barons have taken over
"My Hilarious Warner Bros. Royalty Statement"
Hand it over, sonny
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're god damn right I'm living in the past!
Adventures in child rearing
I Knew He Was A Jerk All Along
Would You Ever Have Plastic Surgery to Be Glamorous?
Ukraine: Too Cheap To Be True
Give him the Malk, Josh!
This elephant paints better than you
50 People 1 Question
Celebrity sex impressions
Ricky Gervais and Louis CK together... on an airplane... killing time
December 02, 2009
Rogue Graffiti: The Pink Lady of Malibu
More trouble in Uganda: Anti-Gay Initiatives, AIDS and "The Family"
The Hurt Locker: Video Game-ish War Porn
Gay marriage coming to NY state?
Sister Ping and the art of human trafficking
18th Century French Grain Politics
Up in Smoke
Live Review: The Low Anthem and Blind Pilot
Students sing Queen to heckle Sherrif Joe Arpaio
Too much PDA
Take a look around Vampire Weekend frontman Ezra Koenig's NYC apartment
James Lipton's beard... saving lives.
Vodka, now in pill form
December 01, 2009
Oh, shiiiiiiitttt
For the first time, Germany tries a non-citizen for Holocaust crimes
Dispatches from the 126th Harvard-Yale football game
Computers aren't doing it for you
The worst sci-fi novel ever written: Now available online in all it's glory
The American Right, going off the rails
You’re Fired. Do You Love Me?
The Not-So-Great War
The Murky Moral Waters of Public Referenda
Is your cat this smart? No... I didn't think so.
French children's books of the 30s and 40s
A look at the international arms trade
Nothing like crispy penis
Hahah hah ahhh... I don't get it
So you're trying to get laid?
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