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November 2009
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November 30, 2009
Think I'll pack it in and buy a pickup
RIP Robert Holdstock
Armenia: Home to the world's top chess players
Dominic Stanton (Domu) calls it quits
Swiss ban construction of minarets
Making sense of the Tiger Woods controversy
Where Have All of Maryland’s Millionaires Gone?
Cut & Paste Holidays
All Growed Up
U. of MI has a strict masturbation policy
Ice skating monkeys
Jay and Silent Bob bloopers
As extreme sports go, this is pretty damn extreme
Let's take a tour of the Space Station
440 hours later: Lego Matrix
November 29, 2009
Oh, that's gotta hurt
An Eye for Annai
Jesse Ventura sounds much more reasonable when Fox News anchor isn't yelling at him
November 28, 2009
Careful, he's a spitter
Just the right amount of lift
November 27, 2009
Tactical Nuclear Penguin -- world's strongest beer
Looks like you'll be raising that baby
INTERVIEW
: Anna Ash
The Legend Grows
Christopher Walken, what the hell are you talking about?
November 26, 2009
PETA's banned Thanksgiving Ad
Eli Roth wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving
November 25, 2009
WikiLeaks releases 9/11 pager intercepts
Wild lions dying out in Kenya
Why don't we do it in the road... err, clock tower?
Keeping tabs on the arms race
These two ladies are old and cranky and blogging about it
Daniel Johnston's McCartney Makeover
An interview with Sarah Palin supporters
When knock knock jokes go wrong
Ah, amateur hour: Worst music video ever
Many
Patton Oswalt on Christmas Shoes
November 24, 2009
The misuse of science
You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon...
The war no one hears about
Getting in trouble over Facebook has finally crossed the line
World's worst police sketch EVER
Thin is Hell
Part-Time Paparazzi
Up close and personal
Good God, that can't be possible
Muppets do Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Best of the 2000s: Commercials this time
You think you've escaped some close calls?
November 23, 2009
A good man is hard to find
The 50 Most Interesting Articles on Wikipedia
I'm pretty sure I saw this on an episode of House
Kurt Cobain to William S. Burroughs
What to make of the Senate Health Care bill
36 Arguments for the Existence of God
Sheila Dixon's Embarrassing Google Rap Sheet
A Night in the Life
Twilight
of the Concern Trolls
Your Thanksgiving dinner cigarette consumption chart
Louis CK on words you shouldn't say in front of your mother (unless she likes that sort of thing)
Who stole $230 million from Russia?
What's lurking at the bottom of our oceans
Comic journalist Joe Sacco at the Walker Art Center
Bank robber eats ransom note?
November 20, 2009
We like lists because we don't want to die
Drive the route from Easy Rider
Best Baltimore albums of the Decade
SciFi the world over
Just bake a fucking pie crust already
Let's play the blame game
In On the Stupid
I Can't Wait to See Levi Johnston's Johnson
I don't know what's going on here
Earliest known live footage of Jimi Hendrix
Skeet shooting? In a tank? Genius
Wait, wait, did you just say Bus Puss? Oh, man. So lame.
Nature Fight!
Help put officer Jason Anderson in jail for a long, long time
November 19, 2009
Hokey Smoke! 50th anniversary of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Library workers commit censorship
Humor alive and well in China
The Political Art of Domination: a leather master's historic run for office
As shitty Best Of lists go, this takes the prize for Absolute Shittiest Best Of List Ever Compiled
Britain and America: The End of the Affair
The Unrealized Legend
Black Money in India
Russian Food Porn
The dark side of bathroom cleaner commercials
It's kind of like Nick Hornby's A Long Way Down
Nothing but net on that one
Soccer game may start WWIII. The controversial goal that put France in the World Cup
November 18, 2009
I'm sorry, really? The Strokes? Best album of the decade?
Michelle Bachmann rally violated house rules?
Support the boys at Reason
Kurt Vonnegut writes home
More Catholic Church bullshit
Hard truths about the best-seller list
Schrödinger's Rapist
The Comfort of Ignorance
Wow... Lady Gaga's actually talented. 2005 NYU performance.
A young Jon Stewart interviews George Carlin
Splice Premiere: Height With Friends - Swiss Chard, Vol. 1
Tea Party rally gets owned: The story of "Robert Erickson"
Cutest police disturbance ever - cat vs. cop
Take it easy there cowboy
November 17, 2009
2009 Oxford Word of the Year? Unfriend
The courageous story of Caspian Makan
Busy Bee Hardware - stories from your local neighborhood hardware store
American Airlines has finally lost it
Gabriel Garcia Marquez and the balance of power
Portland, how are you so awesome? First pot cafe opens in America
Your Native Tongue is a Crime Against the State
Interview: Opera Chic
Robert Rodriguez on making the Sin City breakfast taco
Good lord, the body count... A compilation of all the deaths in Total Recall
Adorable Little Girl Soccer Fail
Bob Dylan's "Must Be Christmas"
Headline Fails
Between Two Ferns: Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien
November 16, 2009
Scandal returns to World Sodoku Championship
Your definitive all-you-can-eat buffet guide
You know, sometimes things just happen... like drunk anal sex
RIP Edward Woodward
Ah, there's hope yet
No love for the Unions - Steelworkers partner with MONDRAGON
The Stupak Conundrum
Sarah Palin's Media Enabler
Forget the Bourgeois
Dutch set world Domino record
Party etiquette: picking up women
For all you Man On Wire fans
Om nom nom nom - a hard-hitting interview with Cookie Monster
John Francis on his travels
Making the Complex of All of These
November 13, 2009
Ah, I love when government oversteps its bounds for corporate interests
Of course it's not about oil
We're always relearning from nature
I think this is why newspapers are failing
Baltimore ain't like Brixton
The complex fall of the Berlin Wall
Baseball's
Mad Men
Art Need Not Be Edgy
A Fan's Crucible of Pain and Loss
Slip the peel over your Andy Johnston... start pitchin'
Mike Stilkey's book art
Dr. Horrible Prequel
It's actually kind of sweet when you think about it
China's empty city
Dolly Parton promotes the new Microsoft Webslices
November 12, 2009
Legendary sitcom writer David Lloyd is dead
Hedonism II - the nudist supermodel resort... sort of
The assassination of Dimebag Darrell
The Beatles: The stuff of comic book fame
Lessons from Demand Media
What a real blogger looks like
The Cheap and the Bad
Grand Conversations
Jared Allen on the importance of the mullet
Flaming Lips, naked people... you know, all the good stuff
Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean on Larry King
You know, it's one of those heartwarming stories or something
Everything was amazing in the 80s
November 11, 2009
The jaywalking epidemic
Barry Levinson takes on Alessandra Stanley
Breaking down the choose your own adventure books
Gotta keep the figure in order
Japan makes being fat illegal
Tiny, tiny President collectibles
The Lonely Legend
On the Pitch, Nearly Perfect
MTV's Martial Law commercials
A love letter for you - murals off the westbound El in Philadelphia
Fastest soccer goal in the world
Nov. 15 - National Bundt Day
Physicist David Deutsch, you just blew my mind
Chatrooms 1.0 - The Parlor
November 10, 2009
Heidegger - prolific, provincial Nazi hack?
The U.S. smart grid: money for nothing?
Forest Carter's The Education of Little Tress
Pakistan, Jihad, and a poorly-protected nuclear arsenal: WW3 anyone?
So you'd like to live forever?
Copyright 2.0
"Give Up" These Outdated Stereotypes
The Economist
Syndrome
Ah, the National Spelling Bee... Derrick Comedy style
Imagine Charlie Chaplin had starred in the Matrix...
Wow, the future looks magical
Dude, no homo
Don't cut the editorial staff
A Practical Guide to Racism presents: Office Hours
November 09, 2009
Gerhardt "Jerry" Fuchs dies in bizarre accident
Michelle Khine finds her inspiration all around
Down the rabbit hole: Simon Mann, Mark Thatcher, and the Wonga Coup
So what really happens to your recycling?
Westboro baptist church at it again
AIDS still the big killer
How Blue Can You Get?
3,000+ Words of Jackassery
The Smart Move: Give Frank Rich a Show on Fox News
Sex is hard
Is the Catholic Church a force for good in the world?
Morning Sucks
Remembering the victims of Communism
Extreme Juggling... this counts as a sport right?
Wow. 90s cartoons... kind of graphically disturbing
November 06, 2009
Christopher Hitchens not at all a fan of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
Soldier goes all Full Metal Jacket at Fort Hood
Have you ever thought: There's gotta be a good ancient Sumerian proverb I could use right now
MTV, Berlin, a new wall... Yeah, this can only end well
Giant jellyfish takes down Japanese fishing boat
It's Not About Spirituality. It's About Torture.
Overcoming Reality
Roughest sport? Ladies soccer. BYU v. New Mexico game gets ugly.
Tips on Safe Sex
Fuck you Baltimore! Hilarious car dealership parody
Extreme base jumping
Good God, they've put me on steroids...
November 05, 2009
Killing Palestine
Magazines 2.0 - Tailoring your reading
Relive the thrilling capture of Adolf Eichmann
Two-and-a-half years and nearly 2,800 miles later, Jack Daws' penny resurfaces
No love for tranny librarian
LEGO nomenclature
A Love Letter for the City of Big Shoulders
The Right Hand Doesn't Know What the Far-Right Hand is Doing
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Yo La Tengo Live in Paris
The World's Worst Bike Lanes
Sesame Street meets Gangsta Rap
Live from Guantanamo: Voices from the Inside
Monsters of Folk live on Fallon
November 04, 2009
Car-free cities
Let's get it on: Fruit Bat Fellatio
Sufjan Stevens and Bad Urban Planning
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement: The Internet Chapter
Asian cuisine
It's really only a matter of time...
The Banality of Yesterday's Elections
Mad Women
How to open a bottle of wine with your shoe
The world's smallest one-man helicopter
Impaler
What's he building in there?
Beavis and Butthead on Beardos
Clive Anderson talks to Hugh Laurie
November 03, 2009
One Billionth Jar of Vegemite Sold
Things get heated in the newsroom
Ah, the Patriot Act
Destination Imagination
Lessons from the draft
"A Vote for Irrationality"
Way Out West
INTERVIEW: Wallace Shawn
Strutter, Strutter, Strutter...
Stupid people always win
Looks better than the original
Nov. 3, 1957 - The USSR launched Sputnik 2 with one very famous dog inside
Just when I think it couldn't get any better
November 02, 2009
It looks like we've all lost it
How 'bout a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?
The new architecture
Truth to power
"The dash don't be silent!"
Joss Whedon makes a bid for the Terminator franchise
What it Means When a City Loses its Paper
Buckley's Revenge in NY-23
Christopher Walker reads Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"
Save the Whales? That was so 1979
So fun is the key?
Gutenberg, you crazy SOB
"Black and WTF"
Billabong Odyssey presents...
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