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October 2009
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October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween!
October 30, 2009
Fake blood, giant spiderwebs, and more...
Thank the good Lord
AIDS vaccine...
Thinking of you, Polanski
More scary statistics for you
Something To Do With
Something To Do With The Wall
Sex For Cartoons
Between
Ray Concepcion films Real Estate
Hmm... too bad crack has ruined your life
Sir, just give it up
Don't get much better than that
October 29, 2009
Well, you're not even trying to hide it, are you?
You callin' me dumb?
Southern kink
Whole lotta uppers
Maybe we need to rethink things
On to the next stage...
Blind Drunk in Eastern Europe
A Biography Full of Short Cuts
That joke is so 1996...
Atlas Sound - "Walkabout"
I don't think college has really taught you anything...
It's an indie Halloween!
A day in space
I'm not sure you're getting your message across
October 28, 2009
Who will carry on the Bush legacy?
The death of California
James Hetfield, Metallica founder and huge dickhead
Dildos: Recession Proof
Leno ratings half of CSI: Miami
It don't get much stupider than that
If You See Something, Look Away
Two Warhorses Make a Dud
Dylan is This Year's Surprise Christmas Pin-Up
Dan Savage puts us in our place
Aural States presents...
I've been to $1 appletini nights at Grand Central that weren't as gay as this video
I can't decide just how awesome it is...
Steve Martin looking exceptionally young
October 27, 2009
He does more than make sweet, tasty chicken
"We get a lot of sexy pirates"
Prices are soaring
The naked mole rats will save us all!
The house of cards has collapsed
Under One Roof
Whither the Pocket Square?
Happy Birthday John Cleese!
It's Soul Train Baby
Wow, TV really sucked in the 90s
I guess he should have left a note
Os Gameboys
October 26, 2009
Well, it's about time
No more big macs for Iceland
So white's the color
Ah, nothing like a good ol' fashioned book banning
But... can I tap that?
Really, there's nothing special about me
Thomas Frank Can't See the Forest For the Loons
The Slow Death of Capital Punishment
Hmm... He's very tame
Sam Kinison wrote you a love song
Need guitar lessons?
"There's a whole new model that's emerging where we become part of the government"
Whoring out the Dead
October 23, 2009
Silenced by the Daily Beast
Ah, the American dream
Keeping things creative
My hometown? No. 2 ugliest men in the country
Working through the budget woes
Ramen on the Rise
Old Time Religion
I think you used too much...
I almost feel bad doing this to you...
When I say this is the best trampoline video you'll ever see
Well... that shouldn't have happened.
Ah, the City of Brotherly Love
October 22, 2009
The case of Killian Mansfield
Out with the (really) old, in with the new
Ending the drug war
Classic textbooks: "When You Marry"
Got a black magic woman
Funktown
Poorly Coiffed
An Afternoon in Auschwitz
Yeah, I could do that if I wanted to
The 2009 Critterati
You're about to witness some serious ass-handing
Don't get caught naked
Oh, RZA? Total geek
Left for Dead 2
October 21, 2009
"It all started when I got out of my seat to go to the bathroom."
"Congress completely crushed" with phone calls demanding health care reform
Oh, the things you'll see
Well aren't you just a huge pussy
The Last Crack Hipster
Eating the Dinosaur
What Women Want, According to Match.com
The Consciousness of a Liberal
Bill Hicks' worst night
Hemingway and nerdy looking guy launch anvil 200-feet in the air
A Splice Original Compilation: Baltimore Does Baltimore, Part 1
Wait, what the...
October 20, 2009
"Watching him light is like watching two monkeys fuck a football."
Really? It's come to this?
Wow. That distracting, huh?
Get off your high horse
"That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-sized bar."
Watch your back iPhone
This Week, Cut the Fat
Betty Draper Should Just Bone Henry Francis, Already
Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
Built to Spill, live on Letterman
Oct. 20, 1967
Splice Today Presents: Phosphorescent
Remembering Ludovic Kennedy
Wow. Michael Moore... kind of a badass
October 19, 2009
The death of Hollywood...
Science... just stop.
Alton Brown talks shop
Gotta get the money?
Christians up in arms over Marge Simpson Playboy pics
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Baltimore Gets the NYT's Superficial Treatment
Michael Steele's National Sideshow
Chevy Chase teaches you how to pass a test
Oh, Stephen Merritt why?
Whartscape '09... Oh, Baltimore. You be crazy.
Blogging the religions
Sir, I think you may have too much time on your hands
October 16, 2009
"The basic problem here is that you're wrong"
Who are the top MMA hotties?
Diplomatic Bling
Was his homosexuality to blame?
You know that time you went to your friend's party, drank that third bottle of wine, and then threw up on their sofa/dog?
A Sad Fantasy
Let's Talk About Nothing
This is why you don't let a drunk Irishman drive a rally car...
So... you faked it basically?
"You must always blow on the pie..."
Captain Kirk on LSD
Morningbell brings the rhythm
October 15, 2009
Finland once again laps us
Turns out, "I don't know" isn't the best legal argument
You won't find that on the evening news
No White Man's Burden
Oh, how you've changed
A classic interview with Steve Jobs
Witness to the Asian Century
Running Wild, Feeling Sad
So... you know those dust storms that have been blanketing Australia?
Watching the Planets
An open mind is advised
Apparently slow-motion makes everything better
"Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?"
Have you tried biting?
October 14, 2009
How Vaclav Havel Gave President Obama a Plagarized Portrait
Strangers Fucking
Breaking down ethnic tension
Too complicated for it's own good?
Burn those fossil fuels!
Really? So... it's come to this.
Declarations of Independence
Who Says Hollywood is Youth-Obsessed?
There's something bizarrely awesome about this...
Who said the French are pussies?
Jason Molina and Will Johnson collaborate
Kerouac's Big Sur
Tex Avery's animation legacy
Uncharted 2... well, a little fatter
October 13, 2009
10-year-old wiser than many voting adults
Morning delight
Laying it all out in the open
"In the Spirit of Brendan Mullen"
Oh, the irony.
The DEA's official position on marijuana
Calling All Male Feminists
The Pleasures of Perpetual Motion
It's the only reason he gets out of bed in the morning
Jesus Gonna Be Here...
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Commercials just don't reach this level of awesomeness in America
Some may say this is just a looped scene of Oprah peeing for 10mins straight...
Height remixes Baltimore
October 12, 2009
Where all the smart people at?
Rep. Alan Grayson
And the other Peace Prize nominees were...
Fake your virginity
Saving the news media
The Pekar Project
The Best Figurehead $125K Can Buy
Would You Pay $25 For Facebook?
Sell the Vatican
And that's how I ended up here...
Rep. Al Franken shows Senators how to be Senators
Oh, it's a commercial for milk or something
When you're just not sure what to say...
The Fun Theory
October 09, 2009
NIU Police Chief in a bit of trouble
More disturbing than Demolition Man
How not to get maced
Me talk pretty one day
Is he really an animal lover?
Roger Ebert on a life of books
Funky Vilnius
Politico Hits a New Sensationalist Bottom
Uh... Meredith. You might want to take it down a little.
Where do they come up with this stuff?
For tUnE YaRdS
Oh, so that's how they do it
And you thought Weird Al made the accordion look cool
Good ol' fashioned cat fight
October 08, 2009
"Return to Malibu Lake"
Van Gogh's Letters
An 18-year-old Jesse James
Strength in numbers
Say it ain't so
Librarians turning to Teamsters for help
Zen and the Art of Self-Satisfaction
Greatest Hits from the Promo Pile
Why is German TV awesome?
"If you took the Jackson 5 and subtracted this five..."
Please tell me someone else remembers this... PLEASE
Well... didn't expect that...
Children of the Corn anyone?
The Solar Decathlon
October 07, 2009
The Rise of Betsy "Death Panel" McCaughey
What's inside that morning cup o' joe?
Towson's Towerlight in deep water
Graphic Design Nerdage
The Future Will be Binary
Your end of the day love story
Compliment Someone Tonight
Richard Powers is Un-American
Brendan Muldowney's The Ten Steps
"Studies Find Teens Fear Being Called 'Homo' More than Cancer, Emphysema"
"So... Sarah falls in love with a shark?"
Get your fall armaments
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God 4: THE (W)RECKONING
Oh, Windows 95...
October 06, 2009
Really? Jesus? Again?
The Gardens
NYC to the rescue
Bible wiki
Because sometimes it just really pisses you off
Ugly Truths
Genre is Still King
The Politics of Swag
Pagan Island
All your favorite YouTube memories
And that's why... you never do LSD
Dude, you're huge
An open letter to Larry the Cable Guy
October 05, 2009
RIP Mercedes Sosa
What does Homeland Security know about you?
Well, I didn't see that coming
Just as soon as it came, it was gone
The 2009 Ig Nobel Prize
The case of the biting monk
Waffling on the Right
Orioles Play Cautious Ball
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
"Great news regarding Bills' tight end Kevin Everett..."
ONE WEEK ONLY
Well, that's great...
Man, I'm really lubing the soccer balls this morning...
The online quiz to end all online quizzes
October 02, 2009
"I think that you're a worthless piece of s**t and I wouldn't p**s on you if you were on fire (my opinion)."
Lamest indie fight ever
More stories of horror from GITMO
Ahh! AHHH!
1969
Whip It
: Good
Online and Off, No One Sees Your Face
There's Nothing More to Learn From John Edwards
You should probably wait till the game's over next time
Mad Women
Taking non-linear story-telling to the next step
"I Gotta Feeling"
UAF Nanooks' Rejected Video Opening
October 01, 2009
When your bold predictions come true
Transforming Africa
Granny's on the meth again
Taking Charlie Brooker to task
Sungazing
Shorter of Breath and One Day Closer to Death
Gimme Some Truth
Tetris 1.0
The only known film images of Anne Frank
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Spiral Stairs: Back, kicking ass
Rep. Alan Grayson... Taking Names and Kicking Ass
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