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July 2009
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July 31, 2009
Finally, an invention so great... it tops the wheel, the printing press, the lightbulb...
Ol' FlatBrim
Baltimoaner
For the city on the bay
The London 2012 Same Sex Hand-Holding Relay Walk
July 30, 2009
Text a girl and ask her...
"So you were whispering sweet nothings to some dude while he was jerking it?"
Remember Phineas Gage?
Just to make sure you're doing it right
Time Magazine tells us about hipsters
Fox News apologies for Glenn Beck's racist comments
July 29, 2009
The Adventures of Ledo and IX
Oh, science... what will you do next?
Jump on the bandwagon
The new mail fraud
Oh, New Yorkers...
Van Morrison loses it on stage
July 28, 2009
It had to be done
Death in Venice
Can't we all get along
Remembering Jim "King" Corcoran
But what's the pirates take on it?
July 27, 2009
Of course I'm sure
That's not a fight you want to start...
Just give it all up
Okay, sure, we could do that...
So... just how many Jews weren't killed in the Holocaust?
July 24, 2009
Sticking it to the Man
BCA1 & 2
The Science of Eating
But it can't all be crap
"Ready, Aim, Miss"
Crazy cat lady...
July 23, 2009
Game theory...
Erin Andrews' nude tape
Backyard Video Games
Favorite Worst Movies?
July 22, 2009
Change is Dead
Six reasons why hip hop sucks in 2009
"This is the world we are living in"
Conservatism is dead
100 things your kids will probably never know about
Figuring out health care reform
July 21, 2009
America's most famous math teacher
10 Books You Can Skip
The Global University
The Right-Wing War on Health Care
"Why we say yes to drugs"
"The air smells green"
July 20, 2009
Baltimore's Neo-Burlesque Scene
Rededicating Baltimore's Billie Holiday Statue
Workin' for the traffic
Live Blogging the Wood Fire Grill Challenge
JayZ vs. The Game
From Hogwarts to Brown
July 17, 2009
World's oldest penis found
The Story of Prisoner F95488
The State of Pakistan
Now and then...
Nearly 30 years later...
Darkfall
July 16, 2009
Berlusconi in Tehran
"Three and a half years ago, I was Ryan Leaf"
So... you're insane now?
Matthew Robson's full of shit
Bible... you so crazy
July 15, 2009
Saving the Fourth Estate
Yeah, yeah, you're empowered, I get it
"Illegal, Illiberal, Ill-Fated"
Honoring the non-Russian Russian writers
I just plain don't like her
The Google Tricycle
July 14, 2009
Ah, "Moon Over Amtrack": My Favorite Holiday
But where is he now?
Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs
No one named Garland has ever been a bad ass
Deborah Roffman's Sex-Ed
"Clothes for Disabled People"
July 13, 2009
Good Ol' Earl Weaver
Looks like we're screwed
The Donut Wars
Maybe we'd all be better off without you
"Disco Demolition Night"
That's not the road to riches
July 10, 2009
Hmm... Look at that
Oh, Hemingway. How could you?
"Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch... I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him"
Can YouTube Survive?
The cure for the common rock and roll memoir?
July 09, 2009
No Money for the Gays
"I like competition in everything. I have to move whatever is moveable in the world."
Beck talks to Tom Waits
"Around the Majors"
Getting to the bottom of the AIG downfall
July 08, 2009
Tonight in Towson
"Get out of here right now and go see your doctor"
52 Stories
United Airlines unwittingly makes Dave Carroll's career
"Gary is a 63-year-old, currently unemployed, overweight homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette"
The man just can't catch a break
July 07, 2009
Freebird! Freeeeeebird!
The Alpha Course
Please make her stop talking
Ten years later
The Final Countdown
July 06, 2009
Sarah Palin v. Everybody
When life imitates the Onion
Goldman Sachs: Owning the Market
Where are the brownies?
Life on the streets
July 03, 2009
When Money Buys Happiness
Giving us back our National Pride
Goodbye Rest Stops
Cyber-bullying: A crime? Not so much
July 02, 2009
India Officially More Progressive Than Us
What now for the Orioles?
Who's your daddy?
Saddam Hussein: The FBI Interviews, 2003-2006
July 01, 2009
Your Guide to Transformers 2
Obviously this is the greatest book ever written
One extravagant meal
Remembering Pina Bausch
The Beckham Experiment
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