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April 2009
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April 30, 2009
Celebrating the Genius of the Golden Girls
Nabokov's Final (Unfinished) Novel Will Be Published
That's one way to get their attention
Telling pregnant women not to drink is sexist
Mr. T's on the Jury
"The Banks, Frankly They Own the Place."
April 29, 2009
Googling Yourself Just Got a Lot Easier
The Rise and Fall of High Fructose Corn Syrup
DisneyLand Soon To Be Fun Again
Sir Allen Stanford's alleged Ponzi scheme
Goodbye Transparency
April 28, 2009
Good News Everyone!
Wired's Weird Product Round-Up
Giving the Democrats a 60-Seat Filibuster Hold
Lord Be Praised
Frank Lloyd Wright, not as popular as he used to be
I bet you can't guess who's No. 1
April 27, 2009
11 Years Ago Today: Koko Group Chats
The Medical Scare for this Week: Swine Flu
Flickr users make accidental maps
How to End the University as We Know It
I'm just not sure you're getting the hypocrisy here
Sufjan Stevens Ghetto Recording Techniques
April 24, 2009
Bacon Sandwich, Your Best Friend in the Morning
Oh my God, it's taking over!
Che Guevara
Chocolate Bacon!
Spicing Up Your Dirty Talk
Same Techniques Used by the Soviets and the Chinese
April 23, 2009
The Dems: Party of Antiquated Copyright Laws
American Stonehenge
Escape from the Zombie Food Court
The Ideological Positions of an Anti-Ideologue
8 Reasons to Release a Follow-Up EP
April 22, 2009
"We Thought We Were Being Progressive."
The Rarest Book in Erotic Fiction
Vigilante Internet Justice
Jane Harman, Our Favorite Hypocrite
Slime Molds: Smarter than you Think
April 21, 2009
The Bush Years: Now for Huge Nerds
This is Thunderdome, People. Two Men Enter, One Man Leave.
mitaka201: YouTube Hero
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
The Pentagon... Not as secure as we thought
A small victory
April 20, 2009
"Here's my iPod on shuffle, and here's my movie."
Kiss the Good Ol' Days of Freakish Animal-Human Hybrids Goodbye
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
"An alcohol bath to the limbs brought sleep for an hour..."
Oh mother of God, shoot me in the face right now...
Many questions come to mind. "Why?" is probably the first one.
"In this study, white people were the most enthusiastic masturbators."
Baltimore's Brewer's Art leads Esquire's completely worthless list of Best Bars
April 17, 2009
Congratulations Ashton Kutcher. First Twitter User with more than a Million Followers
DNA, not as simple as we thought
Obama has a vision for a high-speed train network
45 Years Ago Today: The Ford Mustang
John Waters sets the record straight
April 16, 2009
Total Recall
Larry David is the New... Diane Keaton?
"Sir, I'm afraid your Ass will require an additional seat."
BOOM! John Madden retires
Marblecake, Also the Game
George Will really hates jeans. A lot.
April 15, 2009
Dispatches from the South Pole
The Late Age of Print
The Great Dirty Sanchez-In of 2010
Is the time right for a new advertising blitz?
More John Ashbery Criticism Than You Can Shake a Stick At
More Pirates? Really? More of them?
April 14, 2009
Can Cuba Handle all the Tourists?
Tough Week For Psychotic Musical Visionaries
When You Like 'Em Really, Really Depressing
Emotional stimulus
Adventures in Overshare
Tom Leonard goes out of his way to be ignored by J.D. Salinger
In 10 Years, How to Power the Whole Country with Renewable Energy
April 13, 2009
The Right's Twitter
A Question For You Hip Hop Heads
The trouble with facts
The right stuff
Orioles Fans Should Celebrate While They Can
The Decemberists to do Battle with Stephen Colbert... Again
Boss Gets Into Groove After 3rd Round of Layoffs
April 10, 2009
The future of sex
Pay-to-blog politics
Thrashing their way to the sidelines
Powers of repulsion
From way up there
April 09, 2009
Sad state
Lawyerly theater
Where are all the biopics of conservatives?
Getting it done
National Review, then and now
Vanity Fair goes to Brooklyn
April 08, 2009
Hip hop: Doesn't respect men, either
The polite BMW
Ebert throws down
Substantive style, and vice versa
You are what you eat
Where the pundits at?
So that's what happens if you cry wolf
April 07, 2009
Things of the near past
The embarrassed exhibitionists
Dr. Torture
Because you still need this
Speaking out against extremism
Who didn't see this one coming?
The moral psychology of David Brooks
April 06, 2009
Rooting for the guy who never won
Walk this way, talk another
Muerte el voice mail
The sultan of suave
The New Humanism
Rewriting the music industry
Blogging of the highest kind
April 03, 2009
From one genius to the next
The new mommies
Green with unintended consequences
Passive drinking shmassive drinking
The end of the music album…
April 02, 2009
Google's "Manhattan Project"
The argument for beer in the morning
Living for the high
Brew it till it's tar
Deep intrigue
A good yarn
The Myth of Democratic Defense Cuts
April 01, 2009
Falling on the sword
Regional delicacies
Excited masses
Fat trimming
Facebook: grinding to a halt?
Are you there God? It's me, Ko[r]n.
Out from the corner
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