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October 2009
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October 30, 2009
Fake blood, giant spiderwebs, and more...
Thank the good Lord
AIDS vaccine...
Thinking of you, Polanski
More scary statistics for you
October 29, 2009
Well, you're not even trying to hide it, are you?
You callin' me dumb?
Southern kink
Whole lotta uppers
Maybe we need to rethink things
On to the next stage...
October 28, 2009
Who will carry on the Bush legacy?
The death of California
James Hetfield, Metallica founder and huge dickhead
Dildos: Recession Proof
Leno ratings half of CSI: Miami
It don't get much stupider than that
October 27, 2009
He does more than make sweet, tasty chicken
"We get a lot of sexy pirates"
Prices are soaring
The naked mole rats will save us all!
The house of cards has collapsed
October 26, 2009
Well, it's about time
No more big macs for Iceland
So white's the color
Ah, nothing like a good ol' fashioned book banning
But... can I tap that?
Really, there's nothing special about me
October 23, 2009
Silenced by the Daily Beast
Ah, the American dream
Keeping things creative
My hometown? No. 2 ugliest men in the country
Working through the budget woes
October 22, 2009
The case of Killian Mansfield
Out with the (really) old, in with the new
Ending the drug war
Classic textbooks: "When You Marry"
Got a black magic woman
Funktown
October 21, 2009
"It all started when I got out of my seat to go to the bathroom."
"Congress completely crushed" with phone calls demanding health care reform
Oh, the things you'll see
Well aren't you just a huge pussy
The Last Crack Hipster
Eating the Dinosaur
October 20, 2009
"Watching him light is like watching two monkeys fuck a football."
Really? It's come to this?
Wow. That distracting, huh?
Get off your high horse
"That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth-sized bar."
Watch your back iPhone
October 19, 2009
The death of Hollywood...
Science... just stop.
Alton Brown talks shop
Gotta get the money?
Christians up in arms over Marge Simpson Playboy pics
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
October 16, 2009
"The basic problem here is that you're wrong"
Who are the top MMA hotties?
Diplomatic Bling
Was his homosexuality to blame?
You know that time you went to your friend's party, drank that third bottle of wine, and then threw up on their sofa/dog?
October 15, 2009
Finland once again laps us
Turns out, "I don't know" isn't the best legal argument
You won't find that on the evening news
No White Man's Burden
Oh, how you've changed
A classic interview with Steve Jobs
October 14, 2009
How Vaclav Havel Gave President Obama a Plagarized Portrait
Strangers Fucking
Breaking down ethnic tension
Too complicated for it's own good?
Burn those fossil fuels!
Really? So... it's come to this.
October 13, 2009
10-year-old wiser than many voting adults
Morning delight
Laying it all out in the open
"In the Spirit of Brendan Mullen"
Oh, the irony.
The DEA's official position on marijuana
October 12, 2009
Where all the smart people at?
Rep. Alan Grayson
And the other Peace Prize nominees were...
Fake your virginity
Saving the news media
The Pekar Project
October 09, 2009
NIU Police Chief in a bit of trouble
More disturbing than Demolition Man
How not to get maced
Me talk pretty one day
Is he really an animal lover?
Roger Ebert on a life of books
October 08, 2009
"Return to Malibu Lake"
Van Gogh's Letters
An 18-year-old Jesse James
Strength in numbers
Say it ain't so
Librarians turning to Teamsters for help
October 07, 2009
The Rise of Betsy "Death Panel" McCaughey
What's inside that morning cup o' joe?
Towson's Towerlight in deep water
Graphic Design Nerdage
The Future Will be Binary
Your end of the day love story
October 06, 2009
Really? Jesus? Again?
The Gardens
NYC to the rescue
Bible wiki
Because sometimes it just really pisses you off
October 05, 2009
RIP Mercedes Sosa
What does Homeland Security know about you?
Well, I didn't see that coming
Just as soon as it came, it was gone
The 2009 Ig Nobel Prize
The case of the biting monk
October 02, 2009
"I think that you're a worthless piece of s**t and I wouldn't p**s on you if you were on fire (my opinion)."
Lamest indie fight ever
More stories of horror from GITMO
Ahh! AHHH!
1969
October 01, 2009
When your bold predictions come true
Transforming Africa
Granny's on the meth again
Taking Charlie Brooker to task
Sungazing
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